You all know the Nightmare on Elm Street series right? As the story goes, Freddy killed 20 kids in a serial murder, then got away with it. The parents of those forgotten kids then found Freddy and burned him up in a furnace. Since then, Freddy's infamous returns always begin with a nightmare of one of the kids of the parents that burned him alive. In other words, what the parents did to get rid of Freddy, became his biggest lament so he went after their living offspring as revenge. That's the way Lori LaFond is. I know that sounds weird, but the truth is that Lori loves to come into victims' dreams and create havoc until they die.
Remember, just like Bryan Anderson, Lori already has a group of Elm Street Kids premade by the U.S.M.C., so Lori runs back to high school reunions to see if she can find any of these people so that she can begin their nightmare. Remember, their parents cost Lori respect on that military base and eventually got her kicked off the entire installment. Lori hates that she got thrown off, but she's got revenge on her mind and all the chip numbers to effect that happening. Lori is a monster.
I want everyone to understand that I'm not in any way suggesting that someone go find Lori and put her in a furnace. Clearly, in Freddy's case, that didn't work. I also don't promote violence over justice. What we need to do is catch her and get her tested for the diseases she is waiting to give to the world.
The problem with the past is that our parents and the USMC, didn't go far enough to stop Lori and Brian LaFond from having this tech, so Lori grew into a bigger monster than before. Now we need to take it from her so she can't ever show up in a nightmare again.
Here's the tea, don't let it spill on you.
When Lori was a young girl, just beginning her psychotic behavior, she was flagged by the military as a "problem child". Lots of problems. I've heard that she what the subject of administrative hearing on the military base. Everyone that the military had implanted with RFID chips for safety overseas, was then told that the system had been stolen and that Lori was behind it...allegedly. So all the people that I knew growing up, that were military from overseas, were targets for her hatred. Lori then was kicked off the base and she continued to spy on the military kids because they were the only kids implanted at the time. She then used these kids to buy drugs and get them in trouble. This was the beginning of her revenge against the parents that got her thrown off the base. Of course, those kids weren't all the kids in school, some of us were civilian. She stole enough microchips to implant the entire school but when you are a minor, that isn't as easy as she thought it would be. So she began by implanting civilians' kids that used drugs. This was another step in her learning how to hurt civilians using her stolen computers. I can't tell you how many times Lori tried to have her druggie friends find me to beat me up, hoping that they would knock me out long enough for her to implant me. It didn't happen then. Only when I went to college and came to Palm Springs, did Lori get her chance and she implanted me.
I don't know how many civilian kids were implanted in high school, but I know that there were a lot of military kids that were. I saw them fall one by one. Just like they did in Palm Springs. Now Lori tries to reenter their lives like Freddy Kruger, back from the dead. Still just as sexual as Freddy and disgusting with children. It's all about fear for Lori. So my friends are doing something else now.
So since our military friends were warned about Lori's antics with this technology, we are now working on notifying them and their parents about Lori and Brian's infamous return to the desert using every social media platform there is. Using my broken skull and other evidence from this period. We have people that Lori doesn't want to have to face again that will be ready to put her back into her place. Remember folks, all of my friends were the kids of military officers, including the General's son, and some of the most impressive colonels of all time on this marine corp base. It's time to take Lori and Brian, also known as Jason Voorhees, back to the place where they belong. This Freddy vs. Jason showdown has been building up for years, but my friends all know...there is a great way to stop them. Take their computers and take them offline before putting them in the slammer at Camp Crystal Lake.
Who is going to win? Freddy or Jason?
My money is on the kids from school, their parents and me. The Dream Warriors that know how to fight Lori LaFond and win. Let's get this show on the road ladies, we need to stop this killer of friends and families.
The Dream Warriors:
Here's the tea, don't let it spill on you.
When Lori was a young girl, just beginning her psychotic behavior, she was flagged by the military as a "problem child". Lots of problems. I've heard that she what the subject of administrative hearing on the military base. Everyone that the military had implanted with RFID chips for safety overseas, was then told that the system had been stolen and that Lori was behind it...allegedly. So all the people that I knew growing up, that were military from overseas, were targets for her hatred. Lori then was kicked off the base and she continued to spy on the military kids because they were the only kids implanted at the time. She then used these kids to buy drugs and get them in trouble. This was the beginning of her revenge against the parents that got her thrown off the base. Of course, those kids weren't all the kids in school, some of us were civilian. She stole enough microchips to implant the entire school but when you are a minor, that isn't as easy as she thought it would be. So she began by implanting civilians' kids that used drugs. This was another step in her learning how to hurt civilians using her stolen computers. I can't tell you how many times Lori tried to have her druggie friends find me to beat me up, hoping that they would knock me out long enough for her to implant me. It didn't happen then. Only when I went to college and came to Palm Springs, did Lori get her chance and she implanted me.
I don't know how many civilian kids were implanted in high school, but I know that there were a lot of military kids that were. I saw them fall one by one. Just like they did in Palm Springs. Now Lori tries to reenter their lives like Freddy Kruger, back from the dead. Still just as sexual as Freddy and disgusting with children. It's all about fear for Lori. So my friends are doing something else now.
So since our military friends were warned about Lori's antics with this technology, we are now working on notifying them and their parents about Lori and Brian's infamous return to the desert using every social media platform there is. Using my broken skull and other evidence from this period. We have people that Lori doesn't want to have to face again that will be ready to put her back into her place. Remember folks, all of my friends were the kids of military officers, including the General's son, and some of the most impressive colonels of all time on this marine corp base. It's time to take Lori and Brian, also known as Jason Voorhees, back to the place where they belong. This Freddy vs. Jason showdown has been building up for years, but my friends all know...there is a great way to stop them. Take their computers and take them offline before putting them in the slammer at Camp Crystal Lake.
Who is going to win? Freddy or Jason?
My money is on the kids from school, their parents and me. The Dream Warriors that know how to fight Lori LaFond and win. Let's get this show on the road ladies, we need to stop this killer of friends and families.
The Dream Warriors:
