Nothing, on this Earth, moves this movie producer to tears and action, like a set of bangers...also known as the big knockers, milk jugs, tits and ass. We all know that Missy is little more than tits and ass. Blonde hair without anything more than an eye for a goldmine and T&A! It's her big advantage. At 54 years old, they aren't the biggest or the best anymore so it's kind of sad watching her tape em up, squeeze em together, hoist em up to the sky, prop them up with a push up bra, super glue them into place and hope that Jeffrey will notice them before someone born this century comes into the room. "Oh Jeffrey, did you notice my cleavage?" "Why yes, Miss Cleavage, it's hard not to notice when you knocked the picture of my family off my desk with your large glued into place tits!"
This whole cheese cake situation has become so nauseatingly stupid. Nobody wants to hear about grandma and her stupid, "Am I really like that," Long Beach sorority girl bullshit any more. It's so tiring. I haven't seen so much artificial sweetener since they started all that fake lemonade shit in the 80's. Didn't that stuff kill lab rats? It's like watching a Reese Witherspoon sorority spoof all day and night, not that it's legally blonde or anything because to be this ditzy should be illegal. (P.S. I love Delta Nu, and my bend and snap DOES have a 92% RETURN RATE on a second date!!! I don't spike my bangs but I do wear white lipstick! That is an inside joke for Legally Blonde 3: The Burrito Supreme Court)
Every day she lives with Jeffrey and his wife becomes another hair curling iron experience. You know she was actually suppose to leave the day after Christmas...and yet the bitch is still here finger fucking all of us. Imagine that, Missy is still here in February, just the way Jeff planned it. Can you imagine? There's still gold in them thar hills, especially after his $400 million pay day. A drive by digging for a street thug drug dealer like Missy from Long Beach or is that the LBC? Call Snoop. Can't you just see Missy flashing her lesbian gang signs with her tongue between her index and middle finger...and bandanna on. She's so thug. I've seen tougher bitches and this girl swears she's so street.
Missy's gang sign is from the LBVC...the V is for Vagina...Laurie has called the girls, and this IS true, "The New Gay Mafia"...look it up, it is the truth, right Missy?
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So does that mean that Jeffrey's gal pal is part of the "New Girl Gay Mafia"? Wow. Don Jeffrey and Missy the Tongue? I'm just trying to guess what your street names are when your are the gay mafia Jeff?
