Honest to goodness, if Lori LaFond thought she could keep one boyfriend from talking to another, she would literally climb a cell phone tower to keep it from happening. Don't think that I am joking either. She is so intent on inserting herself in the lives of other people that she would literally go to one of these cell phone relay stations and climb it to stop them from talking. Ever experienced that for yourself?
Unfortunately for all of us, Lori has access to cell phone relay stations that most people don't have, but she doesn't have to climb one, she just needs to call it up from her stolen USMC computer in her living room. Honestly, don't all of you wonder how she knows all these things that you would never tell her? I wouldn't tell her anything, yet, she still thinks it isn't odd that the world's biggest liar is so "in the know" about things that nobody would ever disclose to her. She's always being informed by "a little bird" or "in a booth overhearing something", she's like the lesbian Linda Tripp.
It is highly illegal for her to have these computers in the first place and I'm not so sure that even the military could use this aspect without a legal warrant. What Lori is doing is stealing information from cell phone relay stations by using the victim's cell phone number and trapping the messages from reaching their destination. It is such a massive crime that she doesn't understand that when she downloads these images onto her computer, she is actually leaving us a digital fingerprint that only she owns. There is no other way to say this, "Lori doesn't allow people to fully use their cell phones without stealing photos from other people." Lori is a 100% thief. Pure and simple but there is one aspect of her crimes that is even creepier; her very odd picture fetish. She just loves to steal pictures and make these "make-believe" families that she puts all over her walls and everywhere. If you ask her mother, you will find out that Lori has been stealing framed pictures from everyone for decades. She's even been known to walk into a home and clear the mantlepiece of all photos so she can go home and masturbate to them. I know my sister's pictures have been stolen, and so have mine. Have yours?
Lori makes these collages of photos that mystify and amaze people. They aren't very nice either. Here's the thing. Lori is constantly trying to recreate her own family by using pieces of other people's families. She does this by stealing photos. In Lori LaFond's family, there is a mother, a father, three boys, and three girls, so most of these collages are this weird kind of Sexual Brady Bunch that serves as both a sexual stimulation and as a model for her perfect family. Even now she has three boys and three girls living in her home. All she needs is a mother and a father, though sometimes she substitutes herself as the mother and her brother as the father. The most odd thing about it is that she says that she "hates" her real family so why would she try so hard to recreate it? I have my assumptions, but what do you think?
I have to say that in Lori's made up families, she has sex with all of the members, which really makes a person wonder what is really going on inside of that drug den where needles abound, crystal meth flows out of the faucets, and testosterone is the thing Lori uses to turn into She-Hulk. She isn't the only person with this kind of odd fetish, but the lengths that she will go to get these pictures to use them as some kind of "explanation" is freaky. Oh, she uses baby pictures to "prove that she is a mother" but the truth is that she is as barren as the Sahara desert when it comes to children. She's even made up children with Marc LeDrew and Bryan Anderson, two friends of mine who are both married to other women who don't really seem to have anything to do with her, except they are both implanted by the military. Lori has fantasies that are leaking out of her brain and into other people's lives.
Some people have suggested that this is Lori's anti-family as a rebuff to the family she really has. In junior high school, she ran around and told people all day long that she was an "only child". I don't know why that was so important for everyone to know, but it was daily. I wasn't her friend and I knew it because she was so vocal about it. She has five other brothers and sisters, but when push comes to shove she will admit to all but Brian, the one she lives with that takes care of her every whim. Even her father's obituary doesn't include Brian. It's odd because they are the two principle criminals in our case. You don't even see his name appear on that bogus restraining order and this is her closest relative.
Here is the bottom line. Take away her computers and she can't do it. We've tried to reason with Lori's friends and they can't seem to stop her so, we have to stop her ourselves. If she wants to keep this system going, then she should stop. If she doesn't we will call General Etnyre and we will have them removed and her friends arrested. This is a terrorist act.
I have to be honest here, she won't stop so we're taking them. Period.
