The alternative punch line was..."Lori refuses to pay for both!" LOL!!!
I have been saying it for years and years, Lori LaFond is not a very smart criminal. Oh, she loves to tell her version of "the truth" but let's face it, what she left behind is nothing short of remarkable when it comes to solving this crime beyond a reasonable doubt!
When Little Ceaser's delivered to BIG Ceasar (a pizza place delivering to a massive dictator and sex addict), the whole transaction was a crime. Lori neither paid for the pizza nor did she stop at the door where she would act surprised by the delivery boy who must have felt like he was in one of Lori's porn movies for kids. She would let a titty flop out or, get the hair net out, show something else, but she never tipped the person that hated taking her food. They even complained to the local police about Lori's continual sexual harassment of underaged delivery boys. When they sent men, Lori still put on a show. Why couldn't she put some clothes on before answering her door? I guess because she was after more than food. It never happened, as usual. She also never tipped.
Those pizzas were scarfed down without the crusts being eaten but if you know the Long Island Serial Killer case, you know that pizza crusts are great for DNA testing. Lori LaFond says that she never lived there but the needles found in the box plus her DNA everywhere proves she was the person pretending to be Sheree Fry (sic Frey). I served Sheree Frey a restraining order there and Lori lied to the sheriff about who she was and then tried to have me arrested for serving this there using Police Chief Bryan Reyes. Seriously, the guy came into the courtroom for the hearing and threatened to have me arrested....he isn't a nice guy.
I want everyone to know that the information that Lori hand-wrote on those boxes was a treasure trove of this crime and its mastermind, Lori Jean LaFond. Needles, phone numbers, serial numbers corresponding to the chips in victims' heads, syringes full of drugs and blood...all point to a very mentally ill girl who was using remote neural monitoring to spy on the public. Lori, allegedly, even left the RFID chip needles in some of these boxes...which proves she was involved. Still is.
She's going to have a really good time explaining how all that evidence has her DNA all over it but doesn't know a thing about this technology. That is what she says in her restraining order that tried to keep me from telling all of you about it.
Lori, not every pizza delivery is a time for a sexual advance...especially when you are flashing little boys under 18 years old! You naughty bitch!
