Lori is a 51-year-old woman, she thinks she's 20, looks about 60 and her craziness varies from 15-year-old girl to a 1950's morality. In other words, Lori LaFond is a total mess. One the one hand she's a super prude when it comes to anyone else having sex, but on the other, she's into more freaky things than most people have ever heard of...with pictures and videos.
She's a non-functional human being that needs help with just about everything in her life. The only thing is, where do you put her where she can get help? If you put her in a mental hospital, she'll manipulate her way out. If you put her in jail she'll start spouting off about whatever lie she can make up. The people that live with her only put up with her because of the drug situation. Nobody would put themselves through a nightly attack for not "being supportive enough" to make her fantasies come true.
Huh?
This isn't a house full of teenage drug addicts, these are grown, adults. Six people sponging off of each other and fighting about, "Who took that quarter that was sitting on the table, it's mine?!?!" That one right there can last three or four days. I'm not lying. It's like you have a listening device in a squat house with six drug addicts all looking for that piece of meth that fell in the carpet. They'll spend all day and night looking for that piece. One story makes me laugh.
This one is Jonathan's.
As we all know a tweaker's best friend is the pizza delivery guy. This guy brings food and they don't have to leave their own home. Lori, the world's most pizza loving tweaker, loves to order extra sausage on her pizza, "she doesn't expect there to be a charge for it either." Technically, she is one of the better customers but the delivery boy never gets a tip. Extra sausage is always expected.
So Jonathan's story is this. Lori eats so much pizza that there are crusts all over the place. She use to pass out with pizza on her forehead or wherever it would fall so the sausage would fall off. You know those Domino's sausages? Come on you guys you know what those look like? Okay. So Lori, had kidnapped two of my boyfriend's cats, at the time and wouldn't give them back. There was no litter box so they pooped on the floor. They hated Lori.
Well with all that sausage from Domino's laying on the floor around her computer...Lori had sausages and cat poop. Lori is such a wasted junkie that once she woke up from her blackout, she reached down to the floor and picked up some dried up piece of sausage and started eating. Yep, it was cat poop. Lori ate it and acted like Jonathan didn't notice. He asked her, "Did you just eat cat poop?" Lori just looked at him like, "No it was sausage..." Jonathan then looked at her thinking and as she choked it down, she was thinking, "Man, that was cat poop. Ewww!" Then she just went back to being crazy!!! Like eating cat poop is normal for her.
True story.
OMG...LOLOLOLOLOL!!!
Missy, David, Leah, Christian, and Brian live with a girl that eats cat poop! She, according to reports, doesn't bathe. She has no job so someone is feeding her. Isn't that a pretty sight. No beds in the house, just one air mattress...a sleeping bag somewhere, Steven's old cowhide couch, some odd stains wherever Lori walked up and down the hallway. It's like a trail of a wounded animal or something. I'm telling you this isn't a really wealthy family that is running this system of torture. It's like they went to skid row and found the most desperate people to help Lori try to kill someone else. Her fantasy.
When you consider all of the venereal diseases that we are certain Lori passes on to her implantation victims, this home must be full of staph, TB bacteria, syphilis...and HIV wherever the blood trail leads. Gross...worse than gross...EWWWWWW!!!!
When you start to remember that this is the girl that pushed a kid in front of a moving vehicle because she was "pissed off", you can start to understand that she's not exactly the kind of person that could hold down a traditional job of any kind. That's why the Lori LaFond that I know of from my investigation is not capable of working for the City of La Quinta or anywhere else. She's a cat poop eater, according to Jonathan.
So does that make Missy a cat poop eater's girlfriend? Two girls, one cup? Filthy dirty girls, this isn't someone that needs to be talking to me. I wonder if Missy's sister, Jessica, knows that this is the kind of person that her beautiful sister is living with?
There are some other videos that were filmed by Kendrick Davis starring Lori that are not exactly the kinds of videos that you show at a family reunion. Sure her brother Junior is in them, but the subject matter is well...okay, she's not a lumberjack but she's apparently laying a log if you know what I mean? She's kind of filthy with her own perversions, but a gay man can't even kiss his boyfriend. According to Lori, that's not allowed. But eating cat poop is? Something is wrong with these five people. How can anyone live with someone that eats cat poop?
I don't know who owns that home but can you imagine how pissed off they are going to be when they find out what these six people were doing in there? It's basically full of needles and baggies and stolen mildewy clothes stolen from the complex washing machine.
The other five think that in 3-8 years of living there that they don't have tuberculosis. They don't even have the windows open because of the stink...and they think that with HIV they aren't getting sicker. This situation needs County Health people to come in and shut it down. There are others that live in that complex too and I can't imagine putting their lives anywhere near Buffalo Bull. Would you want to live next to this girl? I know I don't.
Then there was the whole booty shorts issue.
Lori still thinks of herself as some "young hot thing", now I am gay so this is just my perspective. How many 51-year-old women that you know go chopping up a pair of men's jeans to make a 51-year-old some booty shorts? If you know someone like this and they are your friend, you tell them. Not Lori, she thinks of herself as some kind of poor woman's YSL. She sees Halsey and thinks that's someone that could be interested in her if she only could show some side boobie. Apparently, the sides of her boobie, just the right one, is somewhat attractive. Booty shorts and side boobie shirt and Halsey is going to want her.
Um...need I say more?
Lori's been everything from a cop, to a freelance writer or photographer, a professional baby sitter and an executive assistant to the City of La Quinta's city manager...in her mind. How can she be all these things while eating cat poop, wearing booty shorts and showing side titty? With no income? That to me, says drug addict with a massive mental problem. I have an idea why doesn't she take a picture of herself and show today's newspaper headline next to it so we all know what she's looking like right now?
This is just the tip of the mental issue iceberg too. If I told you all the things that I've heard about Lori she'd get all freaked out and act like she was some kind of professional model, but let's face it, she's not. The only advantage that she had was the telephone where she could pretend to be anyone she wanted and has. Now it is time for people that are in law enforcement to take a real look at who she is. In person, with lab results and a tour of her beautiful rented home.
No more phoning it in. No more 15-year-old pictures. We need to see what this situation is like in real time. We need to have proof that she doesn't have active tuberculosis. We need to see these people that live with her living somewhere besides where she says they live. If they are all telling their parents a lie, let us expose the lie for real in the interest of public safety. A welfare check might be in order for Leah and the rest because Lori has all of their parent's phones forwarded. Parents you need to have a friend call your cell every day to make sure it's going to your phone. This way Lori can't forward them. If Missy is being held captive in a home with a handgun, there needs to be a check for safety. There was a handgun in Sedona, Arizona, we have reason to believe that the siblings still have it.
I doubt that either Brian or Lori are registered handgun owners, so there's that too.
Lori is really fond of saying that Kevin, "...can't say things like this," but if I am right, the parents of these five people that live with Lori would want to know. Of course, there is no way that any of the five would be allowed to tell the truth on the phone with Lori and her evilness listening. It's an R. Kelly situation without any of the luxuries and all the STD's. If I don't say it and all the people living there are infected with tuberculosis, I'm not protecting the community. It's Lori's threats versus the public good. The public's safety is the most important. Besides, what harm could come from a legal peek inside Lori's home? Jonathan described it to me as slavery. Steven called it a concentration camp.
They can pretend all they want, but the truth is that I've already been infected by this girl on many occasions. Hospitalized twice. Denied hospital treatment twice too when my skull was smashed. So what kind of girl is like this? A very sick and twisted one. It's time that Brian has his house explored with a search warrant.
I think what we are seeing here with Lori's lackeys is an attempt to dethrone the parents of Leah, Missy, David, and Christian as parental figures in their lives. Lori seems to have this parent fantasy where "father knows best, but mother knows breast." It's like listening to a woman on the very edge of sanity that has a fantasy of "keeping Missy and Leah" while using the men in that home to commit burglaries, drug dealing, drug manufacturing, and distribution and any other chaos that Lori dreams up. She's literally giving the finger to David's parents, Missy's family, Leah's family and Christian's father has already seen that finger for years and years. It's how she controls other people's families.
We're not doing the "shooting gallery six" any good by allowing them to live in filth and disease but the six of them like using drugs all day or caring for those that do. This isn't a family, it's a group of drug dealing drug addicts that have passed around infections to everyone in their home and elsewhere. We don't need this happening in our area and there are people living around them that could come into contact with them. Some might even have kids. What other purposes could there be for six people without jobs to be living in one home? Bilking the welfare people by signing all six up for food stamps? You know Lori, she'd rip off her own parents and family so the welfare system is no big deal. With all those fake id's she's probably eating like she has a job.
Maybe there is someone out there that knows this is happening and wants to contact Social Services and have them do a check? Taxpayers are willing to support the poor and needy, but six drug dealers? I doubt food stamps are welcome for people lying about where they live. Lori would have cut Jonathan, Christopher, Anthony and me off...in a heartbeat. It's not illegal to tattle like this, is it Lori? You should know, your friends steal from old ladies and widows.
You know what the weird thing is? Lori actually thinks she is a celebrity and has celebrity friends. When she is talking to me, she acts like she's friends with all these celebrities. Rather than piss her off, I'll humor her but what kind of tweaker sits on a microphone all night and thinks she's friends with and talks to G-Eazy? I mean come on, I think he has much better things to do than sit around talking with some girl that's obsessed with Halsey. For some reason, I think she is under the impression that I believe her, but who I am friends with is not known to her. I've had lots of people interested in this blog. Who they are is none of Lori's business.
Lori, you aren't really talking to celebrities...are you?
