You know it's true when Manila Luzon holds up your lipstick and sends your ass home!
As you can see from the picture, our friend, Manila gave Lori the axe. She is no longer in the running to be the next All Star in the Drag Hall of Fame. Afterall, she is a female impersonator for her whole life, but the titties just weren't right! As RuPaul has told other contestants, "Edit!" Cover Girl don't cover boy, Lori and your lip sync was more of a lip stink!
I believe it was Steven Frey, Lori's last major prison victim, that once said, "Lori isn't a female, she's a female impersonator!" Since then, Lori victimized Christopher, Anthony, me and Jonathan in various forms of attempts to control our lives and our families. RuPaul has had enough! "Back rolls..." need I say more. (Don't you just love a good old fashioned Jade Jolie diss?)
In the words of Jade Jolie...this is for you Lori:
and just in case Lori needs to know who that came from...why it was Jade Jolie:
