You simply can't think of Lori when you have two beautiful Calico kittens to purr at you. It's just not possible.
Hey everyone, it's 2019, can you believe it? Almost twenty years past the Millennium and we're all still alive. I know that this wasn't Lori's plan but we all made it anyway! Good for us. I think most of us that have to listen to that person bitch and moan all day and night have the right to celebrate another year alive. Sometimes that gets forgotten when you have a stalker like Lori and her friends. Instead of focusing on grouchy old Lori Jean LaFond, let's look at a brighter future without her in it.
Honestly, I look forward to the day when none of my friends or their families have to think about the LaFond siblings ever again!!! That always puts a smile on my face. Can you imagine an Anthony without Lori around? I don't even know what that is like. Or Jonathan. Or Christopher. We have spent so much time trying to stay alive that we don't know how to live!!! It's a goal that all of us share with one another...a Lori free world where nobody has to have a conversation that they don't want to have with a person that they don't like. I think that is a law somewhere, but let's do our best to keep each other from having to put up with that mess any longer.
Our friendships are much stronger than her hate. We keep trying to do something that is not natural for us, when what we really need to do is just be better friends. I love my friends much much more than I "Hate Lisa", don't you? Palm Springs has been Lisa-free for several years, almost a decade, we should do the same thing again and drive her out of the city. This crime can be committed from anywhere, but her physical presence stops the needless rapes of innocent victims that she just has to get to know better. Her business is failing and it needs to be shut down forever!!!
I'm staying tranquil yet vigilant because we all deserve a life free from Lori Jean LaFond. Let's make that happen for each other.
I have an idea. Let's all take a vote to see if we want Lori LaFond bothering us in the new year or not. Send results to my team. My vote is a "Hell No!" I would like to remind Lori that "No means no." You wouldn't want to look like a rapist would you? When a "Hell No" is given, that's the most serious no there is. I don't want to talk to you or have anything to do with you. You have nothing to fear from me because I don't want to go anywhere near you or any friend of yours or your family. I don't like you and I don't have any reason to hear from you. Don't file another restraining order to bring me into your life. Don't follow me on vacation and don't talk to my boyfriend because he doesn't want to speak to you either.

