One minute you are sitting there appalled by something Lori is saying then the room starts to spin. You look down and there she is again...humping your leg...then the other leg. Paralyzed with the morbid thought of Lori getting excited with you, you try to shoo her away, but you keep falling asleep. There she is again, humping your leg. If it isn't the physical humping, she's trying to start a fight between two people...aka "mental humping" for Lori. She just loves being the big instigator of problems which seems to give her an oversexual vibe with an under privileged budget. Not that she's paying for anything...she's the cheapest person I've ever heard of. She'd send "the world" a bill for all the wrong it has done to her...and not enough sex.
I've heard from several people about how she throws herself at these men and sometimes women. It's the same as high school. She was, from what I've seen, rather manipulative even then. Every situation is a porn movie waiting to happen. Ever since she's kicked in the testosterone with a chaser of GHB, she's been the Energizer Bunny of lewd and lascivious. Personally, I am a gay man and I like my women to be...well, not women. A man in this situation has so many rules to follow when Lori is "planning sex with him" in her mind. He can't see "it". There is no need for any type of warm up. She starts with the main event and is ready to complain in a second's notice. God forbid the man not be exicted about the project...she'll call him a "faggot", "panty waist", "impotent" and the inevitable, "not satisfying" that comes from an afternoon of "imaginary rough sex".
How many pizza delivery boys were asked about the size of their sausage? "Do you deliver everything or are there items on the menu I can't see?" The sex never happens, the pizza kid is red faced and humiliated...and of course, no sex, no tip. Another "imaginary sexual encounter" porn scene that didn't happen. This might even get the kid put on "the list". You don't want to go on "the list". Lori's list of "perceived slights" can be as innocuous as not staring at her exposed genitalia or for thinking, and knowing, that Leah and Missy are much prettier than her. Nothing makes her more mad than a man thinking Missy and Leah are prettier than Lori is. Now that Lori has collected them, nobody can think that because she won't let them be seen.
Christian hasn't been seen in 12 years almost. Just one appearance on my home security cam. Nobody's going to pay more attention to Lori's personal assistant than Lori herself. There will be no sex, if Lori isn't getting any. That's the law!!!
You can't imagine walking away from a conversation with a friend knowing that within the next twenty minutes he's going to be sitting in front of an oversexualized fantasy that Lori has dreamed up, trying to find any excuse to leave that smelly room. It was like clockwork for a few years. I'd leave a friend's house and she'd send Jonathan over to bring him to her. Then there are the "introduction videos"...where she tries to seduce my friends into having sex with her followed by the inevitable, "I'm so offended that you thought that, I'm a lesbian," as she tries to scoff at the friend that turned her down again. If any of you are doubting that Lori has done this, wait until the "Anthony and Christopher" Welcome to the Lesbian Mafia greeting and decline videos. My friends appear to be as sexually interested in Lori as I am. Which is "not at all". In fact, we tried to get away for ONE SINGLE VACATION with the bros and Lori showed up, again.
Apparently she did this sort of thing with the Lesbian Mafia for a while, but they always were going someplace that "she wasn't invited to". (Immediately on the list here.) There is no place that Lori is welcome, in her mind. No home she can't shit on the floor in or write on the walls at. She has a skeleton key for every single person she desires, until they go on the list. She tells people she "walks in like she owns the place."
The reality of this post is that I wanted to see what her own REAL family thinks about what I have to say here. The pool says that there is a 99.99999991% chance that they will agree with me.
She humps everything.
