Dear Missy's Father and Mother and "Poor Father" of Dave Esq. (aka. Not Jeffrey the Rich Father of your son),
I have posted this picture as a hint as to what the problem is facing your two children. Now both of them think that you aren't smart enough to figure out what this means so I'm going to help you out here. It doesn't mean that they are using too much soda. They don't have a problem with recycling. They're not "on caffeine". But if you use it, your gums get numb and your dick shrinks up like a roll of dimes. Do you know what that means or should I give you a bump?
I am giving myself a snort of contentment for this. Drop me a line if you need to know how to fix this kind of problem. Remember a gram of love is worth a half gram of cure...you might want to check Missy's purse to see if she's carrying her problems around with her...some girls like to do that and it isn't a good idea.
Lawyers that talk too much and whittle their thumbs tend to get a bit too edgy when they come out of the bathroom with shaving powder where their mustache use to be. Sometimes they even eat powdered doughnuts with their coffee and drink too much caffeine which makes them jittery.
Bessie's mom and dad wouldn't like knowing that their daughter is with someone that has a problem displayed above and I am obligated to tell them since your son and Missy have been so open mouthed about my life with everyone I know and love. Smooches and you all have a Merry Christmas too. I know that mine won't be thanks to your children. They've managed to steal and ruin my life for nine full years. It may be their last Christmas of freedom...so have fun!
