Imagine Laurie's embarrassment when she realized, trying to convince everyone that she had a baby, that she'd put the wrong head on the wrong body...too much methamphetamine can do this to a person.
In all seriousness though, I want to ask all of you just what in the fuck is Laurie's obsession with family photos, wedding albums and yearbooks? I have a theory and I want to test it out on all of you.
In case you haven't noticed and haven't been paying attention, Laurie has this freaky weird thing about "family". Lately she's taken to saying this, "I'm being too many people's family now." I guess she doesn't realize that you only get one family and other people's family is not yours. When a person marries a person, even then, one family JOINS another family...there usually aren't two separate families. I've told you before and will say it again, she's told people that she was "practically a member of MY family" which is the most bullshit there could possibly be. There isn't a chance on this planet that this woman would ever be accepted as a family member of mine with all of the crap she's talked about myself, my sister and my father over the years. She's such a freakishly weird person that she honestly tells people that she's known Jonathan Mendenhall's mother for years and is like family to him too...
She doesn't do that in court paperwork.
I think the most glaring and important example of this is when she told people that she was "married to" Bryan Anderson. Had three children with him. Dated him for four years after high school. All of this nonsense is based on her knowledge of what people are thinking and doing in their own private family lives...the ones that she and her brother are spying on.
I find it ridiculously funny that she tells people that she knows things about my life, horrible things, because her gay brother tells her and that we have mutual friends. At the same time she knows that she's said she doesn't know any of my friends since high school and does not mention knowing anything about me on court paperwork. I allege that she's even told my sister that her brother has mutual friends with me that tell him bad things about me. I didn't even know she had a brother, sister or mother and father in this area...I certainly didn't care either.
I've heard and experienced the loss of many pictures over the years and I can't find them. Pictures of my trip to NYC and upstate New York. A trip to Orlando and Miami that had a strange Andrew Cunanan twist. A trip to Baja, Mexico. A trip to Annapolis, Maryland and the Naval Academy. A trip to Washington, D.C. A trip to Kauai, Hawaii where I was picked up by two newlyweds whom gave me a ride to Princeville that she used in her diatribe described in Christopher Monti's arrest. "But that's beside the point". A trip to San Francisco where I stayed on Treasure Island. My vacation with Anthony and Jonathan to Sedona, Arizona while she had a restraining order keeping her from following me. All of which I had pictures of that seem to be missing now. I've been told that she superimposes her own image into family photos. I've heard that she literally cuts and pastes her face on to family photographs of Jonathan Mendenhall, Steven Frey, my family and just about any family but her own. Stealing high school yearbooks is something else that she is fond of.
What she thinks is that people that sign you yearbooks are YOUR ONLY FRIENDS and that what they say in there lasts a lifetime. It's all just so freaky and childish that you can't imagine. She can literally quote every single word from every single signature in my yearbooks and tell you whom wrote them. It's something that I wouldn't ever consider, but she then tries to facebook people and use thirty year old yearbook signings as a way to pretend that she is some kind of friend of mine. It's so stalkerish that I can't tell you.
What is alleged is that Laurie even looks at photos of her victims' families and then has pictures taken of herself posing in the same positions to try to re-create the head position of the person she wants to pretend to be in the photo. Once she has one that she thinks is close, she then tries to photoshop out our family member's face and add in her own. Oooooooooh that is weird.
I've heard that she looks to see if any of my friends wrote something about her...WHY IN THE HELL WOULD ANYONE IN MY YEARBOOK SIGN SOMETHING ABOUT LAURIE? This also makes her the person that I know to be "Lisa". I can prove this to you by simply asking a few of my friends to tell you what she's told them...especially when traveling to Sedona. I'm sure they noticed that the shit she talks about to them, when it comes to me, sounds like a yearbook entry. I know I haven't mentioned them in years so what Laurie knows about them is limited to my yearbooks and others.
Though I don't have any of the photoshopped family photos to provide you with at this time, I did want to show you an example of what they look like. Here is one from another person, you almost can't tell the difference between a real photo and a superimposed image photo...according to Laurie. Look for yourself. Oh yeah, my family doesn't have a wart hog midget in it either.
In all seriousness though, I want to ask all of you just what in the fuck is Laurie's obsession with family photos, wedding albums and yearbooks? I have a theory and I want to test it out on all of you.
In case you haven't noticed and haven't been paying attention, Laurie has this freaky weird thing about "family". Lately she's taken to saying this, "I'm being too many people's family now." I guess she doesn't realize that you only get one family and other people's family is not yours. When a person marries a person, even then, one family JOINS another family...there usually aren't two separate families. I've told you before and will say it again, she's told people that she was "practically a member of MY family" which is the most bullshit there could possibly be. There isn't a chance on this planet that this woman would ever be accepted as a family member of mine with all of the crap she's talked about myself, my sister and my father over the years. She's such a freakishly weird person that she honestly tells people that she's known Jonathan Mendenhall's mother for years and is like family to him too...
She doesn't do that in court paperwork.
I think the most glaring and important example of this is when she told people that she was "married to" Bryan Anderson. Had three children with him. Dated him for four years after high school. All of this nonsense is based on her knowledge of what people are thinking and doing in their own private family lives...the ones that she and her brother are spying on.
I find it ridiculously funny that she tells people that she knows things about my life, horrible things, because her gay brother tells her and that we have mutual friends. At the same time she knows that she's said she doesn't know any of my friends since high school and does not mention knowing anything about me on court paperwork. I allege that she's even told my sister that her brother has mutual friends with me that tell him bad things about me. I didn't even know she had a brother, sister or mother and father in this area...I certainly didn't care either.
I've heard and experienced the loss of many pictures over the years and I can't find them. Pictures of my trip to NYC and upstate New York. A trip to Orlando and Miami that had a strange Andrew Cunanan twist. A trip to Baja, Mexico. A trip to Annapolis, Maryland and the Naval Academy. A trip to Washington, D.C. A trip to Kauai, Hawaii where I was picked up by two newlyweds whom gave me a ride to Princeville that she used in her diatribe described in Christopher Monti's arrest. "But that's beside the point". A trip to San Francisco where I stayed on Treasure Island. My vacation with Anthony and Jonathan to Sedona, Arizona while she had a restraining order keeping her from following me. All of which I had pictures of that seem to be missing now. I've been told that she superimposes her own image into family photos. I've heard that she literally cuts and pastes her face on to family photographs of Jonathan Mendenhall, Steven Frey, my family and just about any family but her own. Stealing high school yearbooks is something else that she is fond of.
What she thinks is that people that sign you yearbooks are YOUR ONLY FRIENDS and that what they say in there lasts a lifetime. It's all just so freaky and childish that you can't imagine. She can literally quote every single word from every single signature in my yearbooks and tell you whom wrote them. It's something that I wouldn't ever consider, but she then tries to facebook people and use thirty year old yearbook signings as a way to pretend that she is some kind of friend of mine. It's so stalkerish that I can't tell you.
What is alleged is that Laurie even looks at photos of her victims' families and then has pictures taken of herself posing in the same positions to try to re-create the head position of the person she wants to pretend to be in the photo. Once she has one that she thinks is close, she then tries to photoshop out our family member's face and add in her own. Oooooooooh that is weird.
I've heard that she looks to see if any of my friends wrote something about her...WHY IN THE HELL WOULD ANYONE IN MY YEARBOOK SIGN SOMETHING ABOUT LAURIE? This also makes her the person that I know to be "Lisa". I can prove this to you by simply asking a few of my friends to tell you what she's told them...especially when traveling to Sedona. I'm sure they noticed that the shit she talks about to them, when it comes to me, sounds like a yearbook entry. I know I haven't mentioned them in years so what Laurie knows about them is limited to my yearbooks and others.
Though I don't have any of the photoshopped family photos to provide you with at this time, I did want to show you an example of what they look like. Here is one from another person, you almost can't tell the difference between a real photo and a superimposed image photo...according to Laurie. Look for yourself. Oh yeah, my family doesn't have a wart hog midget in it either.
