Okay, who isn't tired of Laurie's long standing love of Jonathan Mendenhall's penis? To hear her tell it, it's the mightiest oak in the forest. The truth is that Jonathan would no sooner allow Laurie or Brian to see his penis than I would allow Laurie to characterize she and I as friends. Jonathan would tell you that there is no way on this Earth that his penis would be interested in Laurie. Brian is equally as horrific.
Laurie has told so many people that she has had sex with Jonathan that it needs to be stated here again. THAT IS SO NOT THE TRUTH!!! If there are any pictures of Laurie or Brian with Jonathan and his penis, they would simply exist because he was knocked unconscious and photographed.
Jonathan's penis may be legendary for Laurie for only one reason, because she's never seen it!!!
In a completely unrelated story, a museum in San Francisco is trying to get a jump on the competition by opening up the first Laurie LaFreak Museum. It's a grand opening you might want to miss. I know Christopher did.
In a completely unrelated story, a museum in San Francisco is trying to get a jump on the competition by opening up the first Laurie LaFreak Museum. It's a grand opening you might want to miss. I know Christopher did.
