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Tuesday, July 21, 2015

Wanted: New Friends (You Can't Be Any Worse Than The Old Ones...)


...the rest run into an executive producer from Hollywood.

Hey everyone, guess what?

I'm in the market for a whole new set of friends.  I don't care about color, race, sexual orientation, religious beliefs or disabilities.  You just can't be stupid. You can't be affiliated, in any way with the Palm Springs Police Department.  You can't be friends with Laurie LaTuna (I'll tell you her real name once we meet)

In me you will find genuineness, loyalty, unwavering honesty, kindness and above all else, a true friend.  I love helping my friends and love talking.  I haven't done much of either in the last seven years because the last batch of friends took too much of that from me and didn't do a thing to help back.

I'd do just about anything to help out a friend that needed it.  I'm not into sex and don't want that to be an issue.  I don't want anything that I tell you to become public fodder.   I would rather you not tell me anything secret or private because I have a crazy high school 50 year old female stalker.  

I need little up keep.  I'm totally low maintenance and I really just want to talk.  I haven't held a conversation over 5 minutes with anyone in over 7 years.  I've been treated really poorly by all of my friends from the past that chose to be part time friends and fled at the first sign of money and freedom from this stalker.  

I'm really lonely right now, but I don't show it much.  I've been hurt deeper than anyone I know but won't burden you with all that.  I don't need money.  I don't need constant attention.  I just want a real friend.

You know what, on second thought, you'd probably be better off without me.