In the 1950's and 1960's you saw this kind of advertising all the time...it was suppose to make you think that the product was something that a woman would want. What it really was saying was that women are small minded and weak. It's far more offensive than you might first think...funny, yes, but not very feminine friendly is it?
Forward to 2015 where America's Most Feminazi Domestic Terrorist doesn't need a man, but she sure could use one. Laurie, as many of you know, has a problem with being herself. That, in and of itself, is a true sign of weakness. When a woman has to make herself into a hybrid of other people's personalities because hers is just so poorly received, then you know there's something wrong there. Where there's smoke there's fire. Laurie's been smoking for decades...and the fire has burned more than her share of people that don't pay attention to where it is coming from.
At this moment many of you know that Laurie is battling with one of Hollywood's most respected men. It's a battle between brilliance and bullshit....I'm sure most of you know whom doesn't bullshit and whom is brilliant around these parts. You should hear some of the attempts that Laurie makes to get his attention. Whom is sleeping with whom in Hollywood, whom is rumored to be gay, whom is getting divorced and of course, those Kardashians...OMG. It's like TMZ arguing with Anderson Cooper on CNN. Somewhere in their domestic terror apartment, Christian, Leah, Brian and Laurie actually think that they can win against what I've helped put together.
Most of you know that isn't possible. I know it isn't and I have terrific evidence. I'm not willing to tell you everything but it's a whole lot like a bajillion to one underdog taking on Kobe Bryant and outscoring him. Literally...she can't win.
Laurie is so use to being able to use her police connections to threaten people that now she can't figure out why she just can't do it on her own. She literally thinks that men are afraid of her. Men were never afraid of Laurie, they were afraid of being arrested and forgotten about. It had nothing to do with Laurie...it has everything to do with law enforcement. Now that she gets to go head to head with someone of status, she's finding the going is a tad bit tougher than stealing from a homeless person. Actually, she's finding the going, isn't going.
I was always going to be a formidable opponent for Laurie because I know the truth about her. I know that her lies about her past and boyfriends and girlfriends and movies and television are all untrue. I know that she barely got through high school...and I know she did it without any friends to speak of. I know what she's like and I know that she doesn't like that. I was always going to be the person that she thought she'd have the most fun fucking with...but one problem, it isn't fun for her unless I know it's her...her ego needs that. So for the first few years in Palm Springs, I put the word out that I never wanted to meet Jessica...Laurie's drug dealing altar ego. That lasted for a while, but Laurie just had to brag. Once the name was mentioned, my investigation had everything it needed.
Her voice is the one I remember. The squeals I recall. The filthy mouth I haven't forgotten. Her hatred of "fa**ots" is world famous...and even the snotty way she says "Teuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuusday" reminded me of what she is really like. You'd think she would have aged more than on her face, but what happened outside did not change the inside at all. She's still the same pretentious desert girl that nobody likes. You can't blame people for not liking her...she's not likable.
Now she's slugging it out, metaphorically, with my producer friend...what a losing battle that's gonna be. It's kinda like watching Anna Nicole Smith on booze. Only not as pretty, funny or intelligent. You know what's gonna happen, you can hear it in her voice, but you just can't stop Darth Vader...and she's definitely weak with the Force.
There is "girl power" and there is "Powerless girl"...the difference has to do with self confidence and self reliance. Laurie was always willing to thump her chest when she could get a male police officer to arrest a gay man. That made her doubly proud. She got over on two men at once...but that isn't really "girl power". That's "powerless girl"...a girl that has to make men look bad to make herself look good...it really doesn't reflect in the mirror the way Laurie thinks that it does...it looks weak, senseless and a bit like she's afraid of men. I'm sure she is...she hasn't been able to keep one near her on her own her whole life. Just her brother and even he would like to leave. Does anyone out there think, "Daddy issues" like I do??? Massive Daddy issues, huh?
At any rate, as the slugfest continues between the producer and the princess...grab a box of popcorn...this one is going to be worth watching!!!
