Sicko...do you really think that I am going to put a picture of a vagina close up on my blog? First of all, I am gay...male gay...and vagina isn't really my thing....perhaps it would suit you better if I showed you this picture for what it really is:
It's just an eyeball...but in the mind of Laurie LaSex, it will always look like a perfect vagina. Remember, the rule is...NEVER EVER LOOK LAURIE DIRECTLY IN THE EYE!!! Or any where else according to Jonathan Mendenhall...if you do, she will think that you saw something that you are interested in...and then she makes up all kinds of reasons why YOU, are her new boyfriend!!!
My friend Marc gave this one girl from high school a ride home...and she has been calling him her boyfriend now for the last thirty years...
None of us really know where Laurie's sexual hang ups come from, but one thing is for certain, she certainly thinks that almost every situation is sexual. Pizza delivery, grocery shopping, doing the laundry...texting, emailing...phone conversations....I've heard everything from "beaver shots" to "booby (just one) flashing the neighbors.
It is one thing to joke, but when arrests are based on sexuality and the lack of interest in Laurie's sexuality thrust upon a gay man or woman, then we have a huge problem. For far too long, denying Laurie and Brian's sexual advances towards us has resulted in many of us going to jail. We have the right to say no, even if what the police are enforcing is "say yes to Laurie or go to jail". It has become a mission of mine to prove to all of you that for years it has been a "fuck Laurie or go to jail" policy here in Palm Springs, California. I should know, my friends have almost all been approached...and a lot of them went to jail.
Yes, I used an optical illusion to demonstrate my point...but when you deal with a sexual sadist sex-a-holic...that has the ability to have cops arrest you...you are dealing with a problem far bigger than whether or not Laurie "got a piece" last night. You are dealing with a hate crime that focuses on our right to not be re-victimized again by our own assailant. No victim of forced implantation should have to have a sexual relationship with their attacker...but if we don't comply with our commands we end up paying for them in jail and out of our pockets.
The decision not to have sex with someone is a clear right of each individual...sexual inadequacy is not a reason for someone to tell us differently. Just because Laurie can't find satisfaction in her own relationships does not allow the police to force us to give up our own relationships just to be like her. Who would want to be? If the cops that were implanted were faced with a "fuck Laurie" or lose your job or wife...they wouldn't like it either. If they can't see what they have done for this brother and sister...then they need to ask more questions.
My penis goes where I want it to with consent, not where Laurie wants it to, without it.
My point is this. No truly gay man is ever obsessed with a woman's sexuality...it doesn't happen. I am truly a gay man, ask my boyfriend. For any woman to have accused me of being obsessed with her sexuality or any aspect of her life is ludicrous. That's why I am so upset with any district attorney that would file some kind of criminal charge against me for something that is so obviously not what I am about. I am an informant in a drug case that went haywire...it involves a woman...and I can prove it. To say that it involves a woman is not a crime. To say she is a lesbian or straight is not a crime. To say she is overtly sexual with the victims of this crime is a fact. I didn't bring sexuality into this investigation...it brought me here because I am a gay man harassed by a woman that likes to fuck with gay men. For me it has nothing to do with sex...it has to do with being harassed because of my sexuality not wanting hers....not the other way around.
Vaginas don't appear on my blog for one good reason. I'm not interested in them. My lack of interest in them makes Laurie mad, furious and aggressive...which turns me off even further. If police ask around they too will understand that forced sexuality isn't something that they want or need either. The police don't have the right to arrest me for a woman that clearly has an obsession with making my life into something I choose not to want it to be.
Let me try this again this way...I hate using this example because members of the black community will say that because I am a white man that I don't understand...but this is the example that I feel demonstrates where we are at.
If a KKK member drugs and abducts a black man...and forcibly sodomized him...then it is a hate crime. So what's the difference between a woman that hates men that drugs them and infects them intentionally with a disease that could kill them? Just because her brother is gay doesn't mean she empathizes with us. Laurie has a "sister thing" too. She thinks that because our sisters have a gay brother that she is "like them". My sister is nothing like her. She can't sympathize with my sister because my sister doesn't see anything wrong with being gay. Obviously, Laurie's need to sympathize with someone's sister...shows the prejudice...the problem. She sees her brother as being gay as a "problem" and wants to know that one of our sisters agree with her. They don't.
If Laurie was sending her brother out to find exclusively black people to knock out and implant...that would be outrageous!!! So why is it any different to send him out to do this to gay men??? It's just like my rape case. If I were a woman it would be handled differently. You don't see Brian going out and finding heterosexual men to knock out and implant...you see him finding gay men, what Laurie sees as "lesser than". Less deserving of our police department's attention. You see "hate" comes in a variety of flavors...some obvious, some less and some, unfortunately not considered at all. Gay men in Palm Springs...aren't considered at all.
No matter what Laurie's ethnic background, sexual orientation or religious beliefs are...nothing that I've said allows her to say that I've committed a crime against her for telling her to leave me alone. I am not interested in you. I do not wish to participate in your torture. What I am saying is that what she has done to me is a crime...and that isn't a crime.
