In an effort to help all of you understand the kinds of people that we can not eliminate as suspects in our search for Lisa and Brian LaBitch I will attempt tonight to put together two profiles for you so that you all know what and whom we are dealing with. I am telling you everything but the name that Jonathan Mendenhall and others have given me in the past because she tends to pretend to be female police officers to obtain illegal court results; afterall, she's been listening in to the police for years.
Let's start with a physical description of Lisa:
46 years of age though she looks a bit older; meth takes its toll
Brown hair
Pear shaped body
Says that she went to high school with me: Twentynine Palms High School
Mole on chin
Dresses in primarily men's clothing
Drives a beat up old car
Hair is likely short and probably looks more boyish than ladylike.
Personality:
Loud and center of attention.
Acts like she works for the police department and knows all about police procedure.
Overtly sexual and talks like she is a gay man.
In private she's a lesbian, in public she's not.
Talks like she has tons of friends, she doesn't.
Always talks her brother up, but isn't really impressed with him.
Knows all about the gossip and everything about online gay men's sites and Facebook
Pretends to have boyfriends that always turn out to be gay.
Uses a lot of GHB that instead of makes her euphoric, makes her mean.
Uses needles for methamphetamine.
Thinks that she is always correct; corrects others.
Sadist, especially towards gay men.
Fascinated with gay men's porn.
Fascinated with me and Steven Frey and Jonathan Mendenhall, but has little good to say about us.
Hates gay men, but will pretend that she doesn't feel that way because her brother is gay.
Nosey, always trying to say someone is not right for someone else.
Home breaker not a home maker.
Collects family picture albums from victims; makes up stories.
Pretends to know celebrities and that she was once famous.
Pretends to be a feminist and that a "glass ceiling" has kept her from achieving her goals. Hates men for this.
Feels that she doesn't need a man, but throws herself at all of them to make her brother jealous.
Wants someone to think she is the "other woman" all the time.
Says she works places that she doesn't.
Acts like she is a property manager with absolute authority.
Sexual sadist with cop fantasies.
Can't keep a secret to save her life.
Hates effeminate gay men.
Deathly afraid of her family finding out that she is a lesbian.
Immature and has high school fantasies.
Thinks she's tougher than she really is.
Knows everything about everyone.
Can't keep a schedule.
Virtually a slave to the internet and people that I know.
Lives with stolen merchandise that she claims that her gay boyfriends have given her.
Boobie fetish.
Identity crisis: Uses many names and aliases, fake id's are likely. Credit fraud likely. Stolen phones likely.
Tells people that she is friendly with people that she doesn't know and that don't know her.
Refuses to be categorized, but rarely changes.
Speaks in cliché's
Complains about everything...severely depressed.
A man won't ever tell her what to do.
Makes poor and hasty decisions especially when advised not to.
Lies about virtually everything...every sentence...
Feigns to be a defenseless woman when convenient...
Loves to ambush people; blindside them.
Constantly plotting and planning a crime.
Hell bent on revenge even on people that she has never met.
Thinks that a cops job is to arrest people...not to keep the peace.
Feels under appreciated and entitled to so much more.
Doesn't really know whom she is so she fantasizes characters...mostly the same.
Lives in a fantasy world where everyone caters to her especially men.
Anal fetish...secretly wishes she was an attractive gay man.
Complete hypocrite when it comes to crime and drugs.
No job, no taxes, no verifiable income, no desire to have any of these.
Hopelessly tied to her codependent relationship with her brother.
Demands respect rarely earns it.
Holier than thou attitude with a vocabulary and tone that match.
Tends to get "messy" on drugs...drunk, passes out, slurs...
Obsessive about my relationships and friends
Always lives within a block or two of her victims and her brother is either with her or next door.
Blames others for everything.
Failed relationships, nothing long term.
Thinks a man only thinks with his penis and is always inferior.
Thinks things are funny that nobody else does...pain, tragedy, illness...death.
Disrespects every family including hers.
Center of her universe and everyone else exists to amuse and entertain her.
Is forever telling people what she is "not like" but has no idea what she "is like"
Desires to ruin people's interpersonal relationships with their families
Kleptomaniac.
Nymphomaniac.
Maniac.
Dangerous to others but not herself physically (except drugs)
Fascination with S&M, pain, blood, scat and child pornography
Horrible housekeeper.
Poor communicator.
Terrible with money.
Lousy credit.
Mood swings.
Always complains about having a disease, ovarian cyst, pregnant...
Superiority complex.
Severe personality disorder.
Constantly using others to gain an advantage over them.
Obsessed with power and image.
Obsessed with what other people think especially about her.
Overly concerned with what the police think about her.
Obsessed with police men's wives and their families.
An actress and drama queen that never had a stage or a thrown.
Horrible liar...never remembers her story.
Superiority complex.
Severe personality disorder.
Constantly using others to gain an advantage over them.
Obsessed with power and image.
Obsessed with what other people think especially about her.
Overly concerned with what the police think about her.
Obsessed with police men's wives and their families.
An actress and drama queen that never had a stage or a thrown.
Horrible liar...never remembers her story.
is there anything I missed? Prolly...right Lisa???
Then there is Brian...but I am tired so that will be tomorrow!!!
