Thar's a trouble brewin in Tumbleweed tweenst Weenis and Uncle ....er...I mean Cuzn' Tracy....fightin for the Luv of the Jonathawg!
So'z that Jonathan Mendenhall can protect himself...I give you the "Hillbilly Ninja"...remember..."don't never go Ningyin' anyone that don't need Ningyin' with a Judy chop"
