Did you all know that this isn't Shirley Temple? Nope. It's Lori Jean LaFond! It seems that Lori was a child film star way back in the day, but her mother ruined her career, so they found a lookalike named Shirley Temple, and a star was born. Lori has resented her ever since. No, not Shirley, Lori's mother, Marie! Lori, your mom still loves you!!!
Well...at least part of that is true! Lori has always resented her mother, father, sisters, and brothers (if she can even remember their names...). Brother is an evil word that Lori rarely ever uses unless she is talking to one of her victims' sisters.
The real Shirley Temple-Black has been gone since 2014, but boy, did she have a life. A former federal diplomat to Ghana and Czechoslovakia, Ms. Temple-Black is one of California's leading import/export professionals. A legend in public service and entertainment. There was no other! Her family should never be offended that Lori thought she was Shirley. Over the years, Lori was also "Kitten" from Father Knows Best and Charline Tilton's family on "Dallas", and finally she became famous in Palm Springs for her role as Melissa Manchester's daughter! At least, that's what she tells people.
Honestly, I don't remember any of that when she was getting kicked out of Junior High School for trying to seduce the science teacher and then the principal. No, seriously, she did. It didn't work; Lori wasn't really attracted to them. Still, Lori's finest work was yet to come. Her roles as high school drug dealer, self-proclaimed "easiest girl in school" (her words), and the girl who peed on the bus until she was 18 (it's true, folks)! These are the roles that I remember because I was there!
The part where she resented her parents, that's true. She told everyone that she was an only child after she got most of her siblings thrown in jail by spying on their personal life (drugs at Michael's Furniture ring any bells?), the other two she would have jailed later on in life after several attempts to kill them or turn the other one into her trans lover Alexis!
Lori is constantly trying to live another person's life. The one she has is that of a lifetime fugitive with big ties to the theft of government property, like the property many of you have heard her using when talking to her rape victims or child abuse survivors.
I am telling you all this because Lori, once again, tried to cause problems by sending fake text messages to my family members. She's trying to cause a problem where there isn't one. She won't stop, so you need to know more about the girl who pooped in the front seat of Marc LeDrew's pickup while trying to seduce his girlfriend! Lori still makes home movies about those two. Only in Lori's movie, she is playing the role of Marc, and her brother Alexis is playing Kelly, Marc's then girlfriend (also one of my best friends). It's a gender bending love fest, I assure you!!!
Don't do it again, Lori. I warned you about trying to contact my family, right?
