Feces of Meth: Lori's 2021 Started With A Loss...Keep It Going For Me Guys!!!

 

Jails, institutions, and meth, er...death.  Lori Jean LaFond aka Jihadi Jeannie, is already starting the new year off with a huge loss.  Oh she has the needles but she doesn't have the meth to stuff into them.  As we all know for the last 13 years, the LaFond children have had more crystal meth than they knew what to do with.  I should know my former boyfriend bought it for them with money that Lori stole from Benjamin Katzenberg.  (He didn't know the money was stolen...not his business anyway)  

So today when Lori was acting a fool, she decided to take the remnants of what she did have left and combine it into one huge bag that she immediately stuffed into the side of an ice chest that...well...leaked.  You know water and meth don't mix so Lori went to go grab it and it was nothing more than an empty baggie.  Several ounces of crystal meth were lost and that was pretty much the end of her supply.  You can bet she's going to be looking for more.  We also know that Lori and Brian are going to have a tough time getting it with their reputation for stealing from suppliers and dealers so Lori is stuck with needles and no meth to put in them....

You know Missy Erickson is packing her shit up...there's no way she's sticking around for punishment without drugs.  Missy used to call my former bf and act all nicey the nice to him while trying to wheedle out another bag for herself, the whole time telling him, "You know Steven we do this for you. (Keeping him protected from the police) You know Lori doesn't like Kevin, and I can't keep her from being mean to him..." blah blah blah.  So as thirteen years have passed, I got off drugs, stayed employed, and got a new boyfriend that loves me.

Missy, however, continued to use meth but didn't count on Lori being an idiot...so as Lori dissolved her meth supply in a Coleman, I'm thinking that I've finally noticed one of those AA miracles that is supposed to happen.  I hope Missy and Lori, Jones their asses off while they search the carpet for anything that might have fallen on to the floor.  Karma bitches...and you know that your drug karma is worse than anyone's in that business.  I'm reminded of Steven's arrest and all of my friends getting arrested after you bitches got more drugs than you ever had seen before.  You thought you were going to rule the universe...but look at you now!!!

For every single person that you ever stole drugs from, I hope you two have a lovely time getting over your cold turkey and just desserts.

DHS 8, today I have an assignment for all of you...get the word out that Lori is out and looking.  Make sure everyone knows that Lori is being looked at by the feds for her crimes and that now would not be a good time to sell her or Brian anything!!!  I would also ask a special favor of you all to contact Mikey and Steven to let them know that Lori has hit the skids...you know I don't like drug dealers that steal from other dealers, Lori and Missy are two of the worst.

  

Hope you can call Playboy again Missy...maybe they're doing a great grandma issue!!!

As for Lori LaFond....you have been the most impossible person to live near and every single time you stole drugs from people you ALWAYS stuck it in their faces and acted like the Queen Bee.  Now you are broke ass, no drugs, and you don't have a single prayer of finding anything else.  You are pathetic and I am so happy for your mother and sister to know that you have finally played the drug game and lost.  Self destruction comes in all kinds of shapes and sizes....but your downfall is the sweetest smell I've ever enjoyed.  My brother in law is laughing his ass off at your stupidity right now....and all I can do is laugh with him.  Oh, by the way, don't get too comfortable...rent is due!!!