When Lori Lafond dreamed that her "fantasy" football player would ask her to the senior prom, this was the actual dress that Lori chose. We all knew that Lori was never interested in a boyfriend, but more interested in someone else's girlfriend. That was the first time I was certain that Lori had different feelings for women...which I am cool with.
Lori loves to draw attention to sex, constantly. This dress said it all without having to say a thing! Unfortunately there wasn't an anus on the back side, as we have all had to hear about for years and years. Yes, Lori, we may be gay. but we still know what "that thing back there" is.
At any rate, Lori wasn't asked to the Prom-iscuous...but she did manage to hang onto the dress for "other reasons".
From what Missy Ericcson says now, Lori's own scent has been added to the garment. Nasty. This is what happens when you force my boyfriend to meet you with a "hotdog" surprise. You aren't fooling anyone Lori...this isn't the only thing that you are hiding from. I support your straight closet of homosexuality...as much as you respected all of ours.
Have fun everyone!!!
Here's hoping that Lori's "sisterhood" has to wear these dresses just like Jonathan had to wear that pair of way oversized purple bikini underwear for the Lafond kids to check out his junk.
Nasty!
