You all know what they say about Barbie, "That bitch has everything!" So it should come as no surprise when OUR Barbie, also known as Missy Erickson, ends up having everything too...only she has the ugly side of everything. Unlike Barbie, the career woman, Tubercubarbie, Missy Erickson, has every single STD that Lori could possibly give her. There's not even a Ken in the picture for this one.
We all suspect that living with Lori LaFond is bad for your health. I've had friends that she forced to "serve her" before. They almost always end up in the hospital for something or other. So what happens when Leah, Missy, and Lori get so sick from two bacterial infections (tuberculosis and bacteremia) and two viruses (Hep C and HIV) that they have to go into quarantine? Can anyone trust that the three leaders of the Lesbian Mafia will be able to stay there without causing some kind of trouble for the patients or their caregivers?
You know it's going to be the Cheesecake Factory in Missy's disease proof bubble. "My pillow is too lumpy," "I'm not used to hospital food,' and all the creature comforts that someone of her outstanding character should be getting. Afterall she's been in Playboy. She's also been all up in my business for years too. So she needs the basics...medicine, food, bed, and sleep. Extras aren't really necessary for Missy.
Leah, a nurse, will go for the most caring kind of treatment knowing what the staff should be doing for her. No problem there it's just when it comes to Missy and Lori, Leah is always trying to settle a problem. Different places of quarantine would likely be the best for Missy and Leah. No more worrying about what Missy would say if she didn't have Leah as the go-between. Time to stop sending out all the life rafts Leah, Missy, and Lori can take care of themselves now.
Then there is Lori. What to do with someone that will constantly complain and try to escape into places where other people are. There is not one good thing that can happen with Lori in a hospital with other patients. She will do any and everything to use drugs, steal from other people, and, of course, infect anyone she can find that is near her or near her incubator. This girl is a black widow that will kill anything or anyone that she sees and makes up a story about in her tiny little mind. You know, every doctor will have sexually abused her and every nurse is trying to show her their tits. Lori's fantasies about hospitals come from a lifetime of soap operas. Patients need all of their belongings locked up. Lori needs a guard at her door and a handcuff to the bed. I'm not joking. Then there is Lori's need for the internet and the finest things. Lori hates all food except pizza and mac and cheese with extra cheese only.
Lori's world is about to change for good. She isn't going to have a big brother around anymore to pick on. So someone will have to substitute. I'd suggest that this girl be watched every second of the day by law enforcement. She's dangerous to everyone. Especially nursing staff. She's used to ordering Leah Fauntleroy around too. So Lori's world is about to change.
Barbie may have everything bitches, but you ain't Barbie.
