Hunty, the truth of the matter is that Lori LaFond was throwing shade all over the place when it came to me, so, with evidence and investigation, I brought the ECLIPSE!!! Thanks, Toddrick Hall and Bonquitta!!!
I'm just playing around here, but I want everyone to understand something, I let Lori trash talk to me and my friends for so long until I just could not stand for it one more second. Once you've felt the heat of the police thinking that "Kevin Bond has mental issues" long enough, someone has to stick up for me. I decided it would be best if I did it myself with evidence and the truth of the matter. When I laid out the truth online, Lori found a lawyer and a judge to do exactly what she always does...flex! Personally, I've seen bigger muscles on my boyfriend and a lot more brains.
I think I was 11 years old when Lori first took aim at my family and since then it's just been one lie after another from her mouth. Truly, the only thing that was missing was my own input. One-sided storytelling is so limited. Lori ran around to everyone I ever knew from high school friends to fraternity brothers, to former girlfriends (at the time current), to former boyfriends (at the time current), to parents of my friends, to my parent's friends, finally with the police and anyone that would listen. I don't know why my life has so much impact on Lori except that she used me as the poster child for "remote neural monitoring" and the problems it could cause.
So I took it. I took it so many times that I got a criminal record without any convictions. The lies piled up like Lori's used needles and the HIV virus inside her body until it was evident that Lori LaFond clearly has a problem with conflicting stories. Usually, I would rise above that kind of talk but I've found that with Lori, if you ignore the problem, she does something even worse to get my attention. Throwing Christopher in jail. Making Jonathan Mendenhall dead online. Throwing Anthony in jail. All of these things were little muscle flexing exercises from someone that preens in front of a camera more than anyone I know without a good photo.
You would think that by now she would learn that her fantasy world and my reality are not the same. How could someone that says, "She hasn't known a thing about me since high school" survive in a world full of her rumor mongering about me? I can't be the poster child for her terror and still be the bad guy. It doesn't work. It's the dual personality disorder that she shows between the police and drug addicts too. On the one hand, she told everyone she "worked for the police department," then, out the other side of her face, she's selling someone a dime bag of meth. A police officer or a drug dealer? The police will say that they "don't know her" but the courts hear her calling them asking for a "special forces unit" favor. I've said this all along, she pretends to be someone she isn't. For that, I got a "workplace violence" restraining order and a warrant. What's wrong here?
You see, I've known her so long that I can tell you more about her than almost anyone else. So could my brother in law before he was killed.
I know that it's pride month and I couldn't be more proud to be a member of the LGBTQ community than this very second. Throwing an eclipse is how Lori should be handled but don't expect the lies to stop or the mouth from flapping. She's a dangerous person that plays the victim. Just remember who has the scars to prove it. It certainly isn't Lori LaFond.
When Christopher had the misfortune of running into Lori who offered him sex, he turned her down and she told him she was a "lesbian". I thought, "Well at least she's proud of herself now." You wouldn't think so when you read her application for a restraining order. She vehemently denies being a lesbian to the point that the place that she said she worked at was discriminating and dangerous. Of course, she didn't really work there, but she still found a lawyer and a judge to push around. I'm not surprised at her changes of sexuality, they don't concern me. All I was concerned about was that she was, once again, throwing herself at my boyfriend. When he turned her down, she put him in jail.
I chalk that one up to good taste on Christopher's part and bad decision making on behalf of the PSPD.
