Nothing is more unsatisfying to the Lesbian Mafia than being teabagged, but you know that they are going to get it soon. I want to remind everyone that Lori has this problem with authority thinking she has the biggest balls of all, but she doesn't. What Lori has are bitch balls...the non-existent kind of testicles.
Now that Lori is being investigated for stealing evidence and using it to create a red herring...she's gonna find out how heavy those balls can get.
Eat it Lesbian Mafia!!! Sharing tampons just proves how gross you girls are!!!
