You have all seen them and you know what I am talking about. The one and only: Supermarket Meltdown. Lori's life is one very long and quite tired "supermarket meltdown". In the past, I've compared Lori's life to Veruca Salt's, "...but I want an Oompa Loompa NOW!!!" That's not really a fair comparison since Veruca, for all of her entitlement, is from a wealthy family. Lori is not. Lori's life is more of a 99cent store meltdown, every day all day and night long!!!
You've seen those mortified parents standing there with their "hissy fit" throwing child, peeling them off the floor while they are flailing about making a huge scene. The parents are mortified, the shoppers are whispering, the store managers are scratching their heads, and the child is no longer the "perfect child" that never gets upset to everyone. Words like "brat" and "spoiled" are used and generally, the parents take the child outside for a time out...or worse.
Lori's entire life is based upon trophies that she likes to steal from the victims of this crime. When there is something that she wants, like my grandfather's Rolex watch that he left me, she throws a supermarket meltdown until someone gets it for her. Unfortunately for Lori that watch resides in a safe deposit box where she will NEVER EVER get a chance to steal it.
On this system, Lori has even told me the story about when her father couldn't find the Vans slip-ons that she wanted in high school. Lori whined and cried, bitched and moaned, until her father finally found her a pair in the Inland Empire. $10 says that even then they weren't "the right ones" but she made due. This is an event that has helped to shape her life...if she pouted and whined about something enough, someone would get it for her. I hope she doesn't think I'm that guy...I think a 52 year old woman that throws a hissy fit for attention, is a sign of tremendous mental illness and immaturity. I can remember her walking around school like she had ruby red slippers on...I'd been wearing Vans for years by then...lol!!!
What a sight she was...if you know Lori you know this is true. Sticking her big butt out as far as she could, dragging her knuckles on the ground and bow-legged like she was nursing a sore penis...in her new Vans that she nagged her dad about until he gave in. Nagging seems to be a LaFond trait in some of their family members. I guess they think that is how they "get things"....paying for them is another way, Lori! Now it makes sense why she was so proud of those shoes...they were a testament to her nagging abilities. After that, I'm sure Lori learned to nag her way through everything that came up.
I'm standing by the concept that beautiful people and beautiful things don't need attention, so when Lori tells everyone that she is "desperate for their attention" you can imagine what I think? I've never been attracted to Lori and still less now that I am older. Now that I am sure that her need for attention is based on her own self-image, I am also sure that part of the reason that she infected so many gay men is that she felt they were much more beautiful than she is. Putting a chip inside their head and screaming at them for attention only supports my theory. When they wouldn't respond the way she wanted them to, she would make up a lie about them and call the police. Planting drugs on many of them when they had no idea that they were in their cars. Her own two cousins were victims of this "plant and frame" scheme...ask them.
Lori has surrounded herself with girls that are prettier than she is, so now her problems are tripled. Not only does she have the poorest self-image of all time, but she also has two constant reminders that she is "never the pretty one." Uglying them up is a priority for Lori. Hook em on meth and call their parents about their drug problems, get them fired from their jobs, etc...that's what I've seen her do for many many years. After all, if they have the same problem as Lori, then they are the same. Transitively, if they are beautiful messes, so is she. Not true.
Lori is a hot mess of pretty much every cliche that goes with needle using tweekers. She's hearing voices tell her to do things that aren't on this system, hers are really in her head alone. Missy's tits "talk to Lori" and "tell her to do things". This also happened in high school with volleyball and cheerleader girls. A few of them got groped in the dark until Lori was removed from the locker room permanently.
Lori says that these girls paid a visit to her home to complain to her mother about Lori's "handsy pansy". She told me that on this system too. I know that my friends all thought she was weird...lesbian or not. Still do.
Lori is still a child in her mind and in her vocabulary. She's never really matured in a way that most people do. I don't really know if she is even capable. Drug addicts learn that we stop maturing at the age we became addicts until we get off the drugs....Lori hasn't been off the drugs since she was 11 or 12. Essentially her body matured but her mind didn't. Now she's just a mess...period.
If there is any doubt that Lori LaFond is "Lisa: The Sadistic Urban Legend" maybe this will help. Did anyone have their dog run over in the driveway? Apparently, Lori went somewhere and broke in and drove over the family doggie, leaving it there to die. I'm saddened by this behavior...poor puppy dog. For the record, I'm fairly sure she or her brother killer two of our Rotweiller's over the years too...
BTW Lori was driving the car that ran over the poor puppy, not Brian. So don't blame him for that one, but the other two of mine are likely his.
