Listen, folks, while "The Ballad of Lissa and Lori" is still being worked on, we're confident that someone is trying to create something here that might not exist. Not because Lori doesn't want it to, but because Lissa isn't having it. So much for Lori's Happy Ending.
Did someone or some people just get a text from Lori trying to define her "girlfriendship" with Lissa as sexual...perhaps the term "lesbian lovers" was used? Okay, let's face it. You don't get a lot of 10's with 2's and this is no exception. If you see the two of them together it looks like this:
The romance novel cover isn't really what this girl on girl relationship is, it's much more Beauty and the Beast.
So whatever Lori says to you about her "relationship" with Missy, forget it...the only way Lori's getting any of that, is if she knocks her out and does it to Missy again. Nobody deserves to be sexually assaulted in their sleep...esp when Lori's doing the assaulting. You might never wake up.
Also, Lori has been heard trying to sell people on the idea of an illegal contract for your silence. I want to remind all of you that concealing a crime is illegal, contracting for an illegal act is a double no no...it's an illegal So-Lissa-tation. You can't contract for silence on a crime. That's extortion fodder...
Remember, what Lori says the truth is, is always jaded by her need to hurt someone. Usually me.
Lori and Missy have a Pepe LePew kind of relationship. One wants it at all costs and one can't push herself away fast enough. Missy's like the cat girlfriend that accidentally got white paint dripped on her, while Lori is in full musk state with all the smells and wonders that a skunk possesses. I can't emphasize the difference between the two of them enough. Of course, that makes people feel sorry for Missy, but the truth is that when the smell gets bad enough, she's gonna bolt.
I'm all about the girl on girl hookup, if that's what you are in to, have fun, explore. Missy and Lori are like an interspecies kind of love...a cat and a skunk. It looks a lot like this, not like "lesbian lovers". It's more Le Pew then Les-bian.
