When two Alpha's get together then there has to be a clear cut winner, Lori and Missy are now having the biggest catfight of all! Usually, when Missy lives somewhere she takes over and she gets her way, but now they are both living with Brian LaFond in his house (rented). So now what we have is a blood relative versus the blond bombshell.
Lori, after last night's blackout, has had some kind of set back. She's looking to control everyone again but Missy isn't having it...you know what happens after that right? Missy and Lori, who we all now call MeLorSa (their "couple name"), are battling for supremacy of the household. Men, watch your penises, this usually ends up with a man getting hurt.
Obviously, there has been a plot for the last two years to try to get Missy back into Jeffrey's good graces...so this new fight, which is a few years old, is all for Jeffrey's benefit. Of course, there is always the popular vote as to see who is right and who is wrong? I'm staying clear of this one as should Jeffrey. There is no winner in a catfight between two women that are equally as mean to men.
It only matters who Jeffrey chooses in this situation. Lori, of course, is padding her resume and trying to look like a businesswoman with a fast food amount of experience. On the other hand, Missy knows Jeffrey, because she had exclusive access to him and his family but lied and got fired. Now the girls are having it out because Missy once had it all her way until Lori wasn't "getting her fair share" after many years of planning this takeover of Jeffrey's family. I tried to warn him that this would happen.
Since Lori always loses in the "looks" category, Missy had a clear advantage, so Lori took to telling Jeffrey some "true stories" about Melissa's past experiences to even out the score. You see Missy tried to cutesy bootsey everything for so long, but Lori couldn't take being called out on her mean if Lissa didn't get called out on hers.
No matter who wins, gay men are still losing if Jeffrey chooses either. Of course, then there is David who is clearly on Missy's side after the scams they have pulled off together but when seen as a whole group of assholes, the entire house is really responsible for making drugs in Sedona, Arizona then distributing those drugs to Jeffrey's rental home where they were stashed. This is something that I've seen before when I lived with Steven Frey. I can tell you that the drugs are used as a weapon to get the homeowner or the resident in trouble with the police.
Fortunately for Jeffrey and Marilyn, I was on the case before the drugs were brought back from their creation with a signature that shows where they came from and who brought them there. Luckily, I was on the ball. So while these two ladies fight it out for whose the bigger bitch, I'm just doing what a nice boy would do. I'm giving the innocent another defense just in case someone gets froggy and calls the police.
You would think that Jeffrey would be happiest with my efforts since I'm not trying to impress him with another scam.
