Let's put another myth to rest. How many of you have heard of Lori's infamous "sophomore year of high school"? First of all, let me dispell all the rumors...she wasn't...whatever she told you she was, she wasn't. There, now that we have that out of the way we can get to the real reason why Lori LaFond has come home to roost, like a chicken.
Lori's, "Sophomore year of high school" stories always make me laugh because she does this whole thing about who she was, how popular she was and all these things that I've heard that simply are not true. She wasn't. I don't know what high school she went to, but it wasn't the one she attended. The one she attended didn't think very much of her and what they did say wasn't that she was the "nicest or funniest" person. Mostly, I didn't have anything to do with her, but she tried her best to have something to do with me.
I can remember being voted the first Freshman Homecoming Prince that the school ever had. I remember where I was and thinking, "Oh my God Lori is going to turn into a super bitch now!" It wasn't a good feeling but it also showed that Lori was full of shit, even then. The kids didn't dislike me because I was gay. That wasn't an issue. The issue was that Lori wasn't very popular and she always tried to cause a fight with someone. When she wasn't in the girl's locker room trying to catch a peek of boobie, she was getting high somewhere or having sex on the baseball field. She was, as she is now, crazy about all things sexual. I wasn't interested then and I'm even less interested now.
Most people knew her as "Julie's friend", a girl that Lori bossed around the entire time she was in high school and apparently years later too. Julie is nice and sweet but most people avoided her because of her friendship with Lori. It hasn't gotten any better since either. Lori dragged Julie to Sedona, Arizona when she stalked me and my two friends there. Julie is always clueless when it comes to Lori's real plans. I am sure that if asked Julie would say that Lori is "obsessed with Kevin and his family." I know that will make Lori call her tomorrow, but Julie has never had a reason to be mad at me. She doesn't now either. She's nice but her friend, Lori, is crazy...good enough for me to avoid.
I've heard stories about how Lori was friendly with my friends, that's definitely not true. I have one story where my friend threw a party and put guards down at the opening to his home, a dirt road, just to keep Lori from showing up. Literally, he told me that he would put people at the end of the street to ensure my safety. That's what people knew about Lori LaFond. They knew that if she showed up, I was probably going to get into a fight with one of her friends that she sold drugs to. They sat down at the end of this dirt road all night to keep Lori out. It's true and Lori knows it.
When Lori found out that I kissed a girl at that party, she went ballistic on that girl and later pretended to be her in a letter she sent to my college dorm a year or so later. Does this sound like someone you would want to know? She also sent Doug to my apartment to steal something for her that year too. It's like this girl thinks that she has some "thing" for me, but I'm telling you that I wouldn't ever go near her. I was and am a good boy and I don't put myself in positions for someone like Lori to get ahold of me. Lori has to break into a home to do that.
I am so confident that this is true that I'm looking forward to having that situation resolved. My friends knew I avoided Lori and we went to great lengths to keep her away from us. Her friends always caused problems for drugs and Lori had this need to hurt someone. She still does.
Now, instead of high school boys, she tries to use homosexual men to do what she wants. Usually, I win them over and Lori looks like she always does, obsessed with me and my family. I don't know where it comes from or how it happened, but something inside of Lori has this need to hurt members of my family. The reason I write this is so all of you know it too. It would have been nice to know all the times Lori blamed me for the things that went wrong in her life, but I can assure you, though everyone else had bad things to say about her, I didn't utter a word. I knew better.
What Lori is trying to do is live out her "sophomore year" fantasy while she is here as a 51 year old woman. It's really kind of one of those things that makes me wonder just how well our mental health care system is. I can assure you that I've never spoken with her except to ask her, "What the fuck is your problem?" Six words does not constitute a conversation and it certainly doesn't mean that I've had sex with her...yuck!!! Never in my life would I have told her "hello" or anything. It's like from total left field that I've found out that her craziness lasted a lifetime. I was trying to live my life, but she had people following me everywhere...then she would get people I knew to do things for her. It is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard of.
The stories are so blatantly lies and my real friends know that I would never befriend someone like her. She's way too mean to other people.
Also what I've noticed is that Lori is trying to somehow re-create her sophomore year of high school with her loadie friends. It's like they've all taken on some role that someone from high school use to play for her. They are literally throwing their own lives away so that Lori can live out some fantasy of having me beat up to the point of unrecognizablity. She wants to beat me to smithereens...I don't think that Josh Dun would like that. I know Tyler Joseph wouldn't like that either. Nobody has the right to make you afraid for your life for your entire life...it's just lunacy.
If necessary, I will find those people that Lori talked to and I will aske them what she said. They aren't going to fall for that, "I work for the police" thing ever again. She doesn't, I do and that's the truth. I can prove it too. I know Bryan Anderson won't lie to my friends because he is also a friend of theirs. He's heard all the stories about me too. I think it's really interesting that the same person she calls a "four year boyfriend" is also someone that couldn't have been her boyfriend because he was married.
Right now Lori's "glam squad" is busy trying to make her look like she's some kind of person that people like on facebook. I can tell you that is one "friend request" that I won't be accepting...most of my friends wouldn't if they knew who she grew up to be. I've also noticed that she appears on other people's facebook pages sprawled out like she's the center of the picture...craziness. So many red herrings and so little time to be concerned about them. One thing that Lori cares about that I don't, is high school. Not a time of joy in my life, but her heyday for causing problems. Whatever Lori, makeup can't fix the problems in your head.
The thing that has me concerned is how she is stalking my family by pretending to be friends of theirs online. How does she do this? It's simple. After years of knowing Bessie Smith, Lori knows who my sister's friends are. So now Lori looks them up on her Verizon screen on the military computers that were stolen and changes their phone number to be on one of the Iphones that Lori stole from Whofrey. She then takes over the person's facebook account and starts pretending to be that person. It's not catfishing when the person that is faking the profile has a past as a killer. It's stalking a police informant and I don't find it to be amusing.
I have tried to tell my family not to facebook but that's like telling them not to breathe. They don't know the damage she is causing behind the scenes, but I can assure you it's negative and horrible.
Lori's, "Sophomore year of high school" stories always make me laugh because she does this whole thing about who she was, how popular she was and all these things that I've heard that simply are not true. She wasn't. I don't know what high school she went to, but it wasn't the one she attended. The one she attended didn't think very much of her and what they did say wasn't that she was the "nicest or funniest" person. Mostly, I didn't have anything to do with her, but she tried her best to have something to do with me.
I can remember being voted the first Freshman Homecoming Prince that the school ever had. I remember where I was and thinking, "Oh my God Lori is going to turn into a super bitch now!" It wasn't a good feeling but it also showed that Lori was full of shit, even then. The kids didn't dislike me because I was gay. That wasn't an issue. The issue was that Lori wasn't very popular and she always tried to cause a fight with someone. When she wasn't in the girl's locker room trying to catch a peek of boobie, she was getting high somewhere or having sex on the baseball field. She was, as she is now, crazy about all things sexual. I wasn't interested then and I'm even less interested now.
Most people knew her as "Julie's friend", a girl that Lori bossed around the entire time she was in high school and apparently years later too. Julie is nice and sweet but most people avoided her because of her friendship with Lori. It hasn't gotten any better since either. Lori dragged Julie to Sedona, Arizona when she stalked me and my two friends there. Julie is always clueless when it comes to Lori's real plans. I am sure that if asked Julie would say that Lori is "obsessed with Kevin and his family." I know that will make Lori call her tomorrow, but Julie has never had a reason to be mad at me. She doesn't now either. She's nice but her friend, Lori, is crazy...good enough for me to avoid.
I've heard stories about how Lori was friendly with my friends, that's definitely not true. I have one story where my friend threw a party and put guards down at the opening to his home, a dirt road, just to keep Lori from showing up. Literally, he told me that he would put people at the end of the street to ensure my safety. That's what people knew about Lori LaFond. They knew that if she showed up, I was probably going to get into a fight with one of her friends that she sold drugs to. They sat down at the end of this dirt road all night to keep Lori out. It's true and Lori knows it.
When Lori found out that I kissed a girl at that party, she went ballistic on that girl and later pretended to be her in a letter she sent to my college dorm a year or so later. Does this sound like someone you would want to know? She also sent Doug to my apartment to steal something for her that year too. It's like this girl thinks that she has some "thing" for me, but I'm telling you that I wouldn't ever go near her. I was and am a good boy and I don't put myself in positions for someone like Lori to get ahold of me. Lori has to break into a home to do that.
I am so confident that this is true that I'm looking forward to having that situation resolved. My friends knew I avoided Lori and we went to great lengths to keep her away from us. Her friends always caused problems for drugs and Lori had this need to hurt someone. She still does.
Now, instead of high school boys, she tries to use homosexual men to do what she wants. Usually, I win them over and Lori looks like she always does, obsessed with me and my family. I don't know where it comes from or how it happened, but something inside of Lori has this need to hurt members of my family. The reason I write this is so all of you know it too. It would have been nice to know all the times Lori blamed me for the things that went wrong in her life, but I can assure you, though everyone else had bad things to say about her, I didn't utter a word. I knew better.
What Lori is trying to do is live out her "sophomore year" fantasy while she is here as a 51 year old woman. It's really kind of one of those things that makes me wonder just how well our mental health care system is. I can assure you that I've never spoken with her except to ask her, "What the fuck is your problem?" Six words does not constitute a conversation and it certainly doesn't mean that I've had sex with her...yuck!!! Never in my life would I have told her "hello" or anything. It's like from total left field that I've found out that her craziness lasted a lifetime. I was trying to live my life, but she had people following me everywhere...then she would get people I knew to do things for her. It is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard of.
The stories are so blatantly lies and my real friends know that I would never befriend someone like her. She's way too mean to other people.
Also what I've noticed is that Lori is trying to somehow re-create her sophomore year of high school with her loadie friends. It's like they've all taken on some role that someone from high school use to play for her. They are literally throwing their own lives away so that Lori can live out some fantasy of having me beat up to the point of unrecognizablity. She wants to beat me to smithereens...I don't think that Josh Dun would like that. I know Tyler Joseph wouldn't like that either. Nobody has the right to make you afraid for your life for your entire life...it's just lunacy.
If necessary, I will find those people that Lori talked to and I will aske them what she said. They aren't going to fall for that, "I work for the police" thing ever again. She doesn't, I do and that's the truth. I can prove it too. I know Bryan Anderson won't lie to my friends because he is also a friend of theirs. He's heard all the stories about me too. I think it's really interesting that the same person she calls a "four year boyfriend" is also someone that couldn't have been her boyfriend because he was married.
Right now Lori's "glam squad" is busy trying to make her look like she's some kind of person that people like on facebook. I can tell you that is one "friend request" that I won't be accepting...most of my friends wouldn't if they knew who she grew up to be. I've also noticed that she appears on other people's facebook pages sprawled out like she's the center of the picture...craziness. So many red herrings and so little time to be concerned about them. One thing that Lori cares about that I don't, is high school. Not a time of joy in my life, but her heyday for causing problems. Whatever Lori, makeup can't fix the problems in your head.
The thing that has me concerned is how she is stalking my family by pretending to be friends of theirs online. How does she do this? It's simple. After years of knowing Bessie Smith, Lori knows who my sister's friends are. So now Lori looks them up on her Verizon screen on the military computers that were stolen and changes their phone number to be on one of the Iphones that Lori stole from Whofrey. She then takes over the person's facebook account and starts pretending to be that person. It's not catfishing when the person that is faking the profile has a past as a killer. It's stalking a police informant and I don't find it to be amusing.
I have tried to tell my family not to facebook but that's like telling them not to breathe. They don't know the damage she is causing behind the scenes, but I can assure you it's negative and horrible.
