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| Rather than use her degree from Long Beach State University, this Sigma Kappa is using her talents in a more practical way! Besides they don't drug test panhandlers. |
Well she use to be in Playboy after all.
We do have a winner in the "How Long Will It Take For Missy Pussy To Fuck Over Another Family" Pool. I won't say his name, but I will say that he has, in the recent past, learned some valuable lessons about relationships and how to spot a bad one! Congratulations Colton, you do win the prize!!!
Once again, a family needed to know the truth about Lori LaFond and her lesbian live in girlfriend broke out her G-string, actually when you are as old as Missy Pussy, they should call it a Z-string, and lap danced her way into another family's business. Nobody knows how awful Missy Pussy is more than me. So while David's awesome, incredible and sweet sister, Maddison lies in bed crying over what David the Chickenhawk is doing to his own mother and father, Missy is sharpening her nails for another attempt to work over Jeffrey Katzenberg. Old what's her name Marilyn is not a concern for Missy as she has pushed her out of the way before with those boobies.
You know Missy Pussy, she's always willing to stick her nose in where it doesn't belong. Screwing over family after family searching for her way to keep her nose in meth. I know that you all think that Missy is one of THOSE kind of girls, but what you don't realize is how close Lori and Missy have been getting in recent days.
Get the toast out, it's time for Missy to start buttering up Jeffrey again and seeking a promise for loyalty in an investigation that looks more like a strip joint than a police investigation. The fur is going to fly, but I assure you Missy will run and hide like she always does when she gets her way. I guess we know who was behind the masterminding of the bank heist from my sister now, don't we? You know I've heard the rumors about Robert Downey Jr and other people that Missy has fucked over, but I never dreamed that she would think Jeffrey to be such an easy mark.
All David had to do was tell his mom the truth about what Lori has been doing but David opted for a more vaginal approach to the solution. In other words, he pussied out as usual. There really isn't any reason for David to lie to his mom and dad except the whole Coach Steve Fabian episode, the trip to Sedona, Arizona, the GHB delivered to a rental home near his parents and the stolen $30,000 from my bank account that Missy and David ripped off and refuse to return, but I want to assure you, I have an insider too. He was once bitten by the evil Missy Pussy, but this next round of ass kissing should be some of the best ever. Grab some popcorn everyone, Missy's about to take the dramatic stage again.
"Oooooh Jeffy Weffy, you aren't mad at your little Missy Wissy are you," you can almost hear the cheesecake about to butter up America's last remaining executive producer. More cheese than cake I'd say. Cover girl don't cover boy, Lissa. We're all tired of your need to hurt gay men so that you and your daddy can try to be heroes.
Now that Lissa has played the vagina card, we should all put on one of those face shields because you know Missy is about to spew some lies our direction...bodily fluids should not be exchanged during a lap dance. God forbid that David get treatment for his tb exposure or other things. Geez Missy can't you just get a girlfriend and leave men alone for a while?
Just in case David's parents want to know the truth, I have several members of my team, all of whom do not use drugs that are willing to talk to them. Hell, Missy's mom and dad are probably two of them. I know Missy's sister Jessica is about to get angry again. My nephew would love to tell David's parents what David was like before he stole my saving's account too. David's mom knows that Benjamin doesn't lie. He can always discuss some topics of conversations to bring up to David and his own experience with Playboy's dirtiest bunny. It's Girls Gone Wild again out here in the desert...and now Missy Pussy is looking for another family to eat for dinner.
Just in case David's parents want to know the truth, I have several members of my team, all of whom do not use drugs that are willing to talk to them. Hell, Missy's mom and dad are probably two of them. I know Missy's sister Jessica is about to get angry again. My nephew would love to tell David's parents what David was like before he stole my saving's account too. David's mom knows that Benjamin doesn't lie. He can always discuss some topics of conversations to bring up to David and his own experience with Playboy's dirtiest bunny. It's Girls Gone Wild again out here in the desert...and now Missy Pussy is looking for another family to eat for dinner.
