Now that we know that Missy has been doing her "usual thing" for Lori with David's own family, you can expect that the buttering up of Jeffrey Katzenberg will be starting very early and will last all the rest of this year.
As the story goes, David, who has been lying to his mother and father for the past few years while he lives in a drug dealer's home, was asked some pretty pointed questions about his friendship with Lori Jean LaFond, but he couldn't decide on how to lie them. So even though he got a text message from his mom...or a real message, David did the wrong thing. He let his guard down for a second, smoked some meth and then listened to Missy Pussy telling him how easily she could manipulate Jeffrey if Marilyn wasn't around. The key would be to get Bessie Smith to cause a distraction so that Missy could have "one of those conversations" to remind Jeffrey of the "commitment" that she had to the "Three Taquitos...formerly the Three Amigos" that is David, Missy and Jeffrey. Remember all that drama?
If Bessie could just take away Marilyn's attention for a few seconds, Missy knows how to handle a man like Jeffrey. We're calling for his brother to come and give some reinforcement just in case Missy wears that low cut blouse again. Afterall, it's been so "hot" lately.
I personally have more respect for Benjamin's mother than Missy Pussy has. Obviously there was a situation that caused David and Missy to be thrown out of this investigation prior to their new residence with Lori Jean LaFond. Oh, don't worry, they are all still living together close enough to my homes to rob them. Now we all know how Jeffrey has been in the past so we need all of you to send him some words of encouragement now that Missy has decided to ruin some more families for drugs.
I've heard that Lori wants to tell David's family that she is filing some kind of law suit against me, but I assure you, I am a police informant with my boyfriend Christopher in this case and we know lots more than David is telling his parents. You would think that he would respect his own mother, father and sister more than the girls that have ruined so many people's lives. We all know Missy though, she'll use whatever means necessary to try to keep David's parents from finding out all the dirt. All T, all shade tonight on this blog!!!
"Now Jeffrey," Missy's first line of attack will be with a customary nose wrinkle and giggle,"you know what a difficult person Lori can be...," then it turns into some lame assed drugged out logic that basically says, "I am a woman and I have a lot of problems." Blah, blah, blah....we've heard this before. Missy Pussy thinks she's the top of the cake around here and the reality is that she's just another stripper down on her luck, living with her drug dealer and sponging off of whatever she can steal from me.
