The day I take "love" advice from Missy Pissy and Lori LaFond, two lesbians that can't decide whether to kill each other or fuck, will be the day that I decide to have my dick cut off and live my life as a sexless man. These two girls are so backed up that they keep thinking that their pitiful lives actually are impressive enough to take advice from. Um, ladies, I take advice from women, not two witches whose wombs froze over from lack of use.
Here's to menopause and your tits sagging off!
My love to Colton Haynes...you do what you feel comfortable with. Be smart.
