"The other woman" in a relationship between two gay men, DOES NOT EXIST!!!
I've tried for years and years to explain to Lola LaTweeker that she isn't part of the Christopher/Kevin equation. She can't be, by virtue that we are two gay men...there isn't the "other woman" because there isn't a woman involved to begin with. You can't be "the other" when there isn't a first. Lola doesn't seem to understand that what God put together, she can't put asunder. It's not possible. We aren't attracted to her and neither one of us wants anything to do with her nightly act of "Can't-Cope-A-Cabana". She's more of a blood sucking Chupacabra than Cuban Showgirl.
The unfortunate thing that happens to Lola is that she starts to think of her victims as her own property. Like slaves. "Why won't he do what I tell him to do," she screams all the time! It's one of those things where she doesn't understand that the more she screams the less I listen.
Christopher is my boyfriend and I listen to him only. Lola then starts to pretend that he says things to me like, "Listen to Lori" or something stupid like that. I know my boyfriend and he doesn't listen to drug addicted females that tell him what to do and he wouldn't want me to either. I'm stubborn like he is, but I know good advice from bad. Leading me down some garden path to a jail cell isn't going to happen and I don't respond to the actress on the microphone.
Crazy is what crazy says and does...Lola needs to find another act. This one is stale.
