Before they throw Lori's less than Gaga ass, in jail, I'd like to tell you all that Stephanie is in my heart and soul right now while she is dealing with the pain that she is going through. You know I am a Germanotta fan and all things Gaga-related are good, but when she is down, I pick her up. So prayers for all of the monsters that love her, she will pull through and be better than ever...you know the Mother.
Next, I just want you to know about the other Monster in our lives, Lori. Last night I was working and I needed to call my boss and let her know about a problem I was having at work. Just basic stuff. We work as a team. She's super cool and a nice person. I called, left a message and wouldn't you know it? She isn't getting her messages until hours later now...for the second time. This is what happens when Lori starts forwarding phone numbers to her own home. People don't get them for days at a time. Remember when I got this job? I didn't get a call from this work to come in to take the job because Lori forwarded my parent's phone. It was only by chance I called here and took it that I got the job in the first place.
Lori is now intending to stalk my boss and the people that work here. She's getting crazy again and I'm not going to put up with it. Now I have to start showing her picture around here again to let people know that I have a crazy bitch following me around. She's already started threatening to come in and meet the night audit guy at night while he is working so, he's going to see her picture tonight. Like she's going to seduce him or something. YIKES. He's like a kid with two infants and shit.
Lori's nuts.
Gaga, I sure wish you were here while you recovered. I could use some Brooklyn in the house!!!
Muah. Heal and grow!
To everyone else...keep an eye out for crazy bitch!!!
