He Would Probably Call You But Missy Pissy Still Won't Leave!

Dear Dave Geffen and Steven Spielberg,

I've heard that Jeffrey wants to give you a call, but Missy Pissy isn't gone yet...that's sad.  He won't call until she's gone permanently.  Forever and the friendship is OVER.  She's still there now...I doubt you'll be getting a call anytime soon.  Guess, your friendship is as important as mine and Christopher's is with Benjamin.

Good luck,

Kevin