Things have changed over the years and one thing is for certain, while some members of Laurie's family learned to "love themselves", Laurie picked up the nag gene and ran with it!!! I haven't heard a woman bitch so much since a man called his woman fat every day for a year before the divorce. Laurie has picked the absolute wrong guy for the role of male chauvinist pig, because I am not that guy. Somewhere inside, I almost think she thinks I'm her property or that I'm some kind of remote neural husband or something she can beat up on verbally. Listen folks, I'm not that guy either.
I don't put up with anyone screaming at me without doing what I do best. The more she screams and hollers, the more I'm going to tell you how she does what she does and whom she does it to. That's just the way it is going to go. I don't have a wife Laurie, I'm gay. If I wanted a wife she wouldn't be anything like you. She would be nice. She would be pretty. She would work. She wouldn't hate men. She would respect everyone. Mostly she would understand that I'm gay and I wouldn't be married to her. That's who I would be married to. See, I wouldn't marry a woman. I have a boyfriend. I love him. I don't love women the way YOU do. It's not something that I do.
You get so worked up over absolutely nothing all night long while you use drugs that by the time I wake up, you've got these stories in your head that I've never heard of. I'm not the person that said that. I'm not the person that did that. I'm not the person that made that comment. I'm not the person that made them laugh at you. I'm not the person that told that person the thing you hated. Go away. I'm not the guy. You've actually fantasized so much bullshit in your head that you are now making up stuff that you believe that other people believe. They don't. Get some sleep and some food. You are tweeking way too hard. Call Julie's mom and apologize. Pretend you are working in Vegas, some more. Act like you are traveling to Europe. Whatever, but quit pretending that you aren't around this town stalking me and then telling everyone that you know all this stuff about my family. It just doesn't work.
You think she'd get a clue by now.
