Laurie, before you open your big fat mouth again...realize that you are offensive to everyone. Lately, Laurie has been offending my friend, Josh Dunn, and it makes me really upset. He's one of the most incredibly nice people in the entire universe and he doesn't like the way that Laurie uses people to further harass me, his family and his friends. Now he is learning just how Laurie is with people. It's not nice to be the way she is. She uses people like tissue that she can blow her nose on and discard.
I'm really sorry, Josh. I appreciate you. Tonight I am going to a C.I.F. semi-final football game to watch for both of us. I hope we win and I can give back a good report for you guys. Tell your family that I love them and let them know that I am really sorry. I've spent almost all my life trying to keep Laurie from doing exactly what she is trying to do right now. It's not right. She is literally the most infuriating human being in the universe when it comes to friends and family. This is why I stayed away for so long. I hope you can understand.
