She can bang her drum as loud as Josh Dunn. She can stick on her bunny ears and fuzzy tail like Jenny McCarthy. She can wear her sunglasses like a movie star, but let's face it, with all that energy she gets from meth, Laurie's just shuffling her feet in thongs. She's literally:
THE NEVER-Ready Bunny!!!
Oh, she'll sit there and hump your leg all night long like a rabbit in heat, but when it comes to anything serious, Laurie just can't seem to...ah hem..."get it up". She's constantly spinning in smaller and smaller circles of meth addiction and personal grief surrounding herself with the trophies of her obsessions that make her feel like she has some kind of power over them. The truly foolish allow their material possessions to become more important than their own personal well being. If you allow your "things" to be used against you, she will steal you blind. If you attach yourself to nothing...she has no reason to want anything that you have. The funniest thing happens when Laurie has nothing to focus on...she becomes questioning?
"I don't know why I can't be the one..."?
"I can't see what the difference is..."?
"Why wouldn't I be the person that..."?
These all stem from a need to create a story that is different from the truth. You see when Laurie has to deal with reality, she has a need to alter it. The truth implicates her too much. There are way too many people that know what she's done. She's bragged about what her "accomplishments" are to too many people. Now that she's made me her "poster child" for "how mean a person can be to a stupid man", she doesn't like what the "stupid man" can do back. The benefit of being the poster child, IS BEING THE POSTER CHILD!!! You see, you can't have it BOTH WAYS! You can't be the person that does this to someone, then the victim of his attempts to stop her from doing it afterwards. You either are or are not responsible Laurie...you either did it or you didn't. We can prove that you've tried both approaches. (Just loved that little restraining order.) There are so many ways she's shown her personality splits...you just have to look for them.
In the meantime, this little bunny is trying to play all of the sides against each other and showing everyone just how intelligent she really is. I wonder Laurie, how well is that going for you? I don't really need your answer, I can feel it in your desperation! I always could. You seem a bit desperate lately...your stories are getting a bit farfetched. Maybe Jonathan can help you out...or is he still dead? I'm wondering if you know now or if you don't? Maybe he'll come back from the great beyond to show you if he knows you and how dead he really is.
(Bitch, consider that a lob...)
