Maybe all of Laurie's problems began when the pizza delivery boy sent HER pizza to another girl's house? From that point forward Pizza made her hate men AND SAUSAGE, and Prom was short for PROMISCUITY SHE MISSED OUT ON! lolololol!
Seriously though, do you have an unusually large credit card bill for pizza? Have you had one in the past twenty five years? Did they order extra cheese and extra pepperoni? Let me guess, the person that ordered the pizza always complained and they no longer would deliver to her apartment? If so, the person that ordered that pizza, likely, did not pay for it...you did.
One of the most telling fraud schemes involved in electronic harassment, believe it ot not, comes in the form of Domino's Pizza. We all know, if you have been listening to Laurie, that pizza is used for a variety of things. Pizza is used to feed her fat face and she doesn't share any with anyone, perhaps "one slice" for whomever went an picked it up. Pizza in a target's home is used as a place to poison the leftover with whatever animal tranquilizer that she and her brother use to immobilize their rape victims. Pizza boxes are used to take notes on whomever Laurie and Brian are spying on. Pizza has been used in some, yikes, sexual photography...you don't even want to know where the cheesy breadsticks go. It's not edible.
Laurie, for all of the things that she is, is not much for showing her pretty little face (note sarcasm) in public. She's made a lot of enemies and feels that someone of her stature should be served by the sexual slaves that she's created. She use to order Jonathan around to pick up food for her brother and herself for years. I remember Jonathan's frustration at being forced to beg for extra cheeseburgers or orders of fries and no less than ten side orders of ranch dressing. If he didn't acquire the "free extras" she would try to send him back. She never paid for his gas or any of his food...she just ordered him to do it "or else", she would start torturing one of his friends...like Anthony or me.
A slave for Laurie and Brian, and they did call them "slaves", either had to do everything that they told them to do or the pair would go after one or more of their friends. I was in that situation many times. Jonathan, Kendrick and Angel were all approached for sex...they all were just barely able to fend the pair off when they were conscious, who knows what happened if they ate the pizza?
She's the original Pizza Slut!!!
Seriously though, do you have an unusually large credit card bill for pizza? Have you had one in the past twenty five years? Did they order extra cheese and extra pepperoni? Let me guess, the person that ordered the pizza always complained and they no longer would deliver to her apartment? If so, the person that ordered that pizza, likely, did not pay for it...you did.
One of the most telling fraud schemes involved in electronic harassment, believe it ot not, comes in the form of Domino's Pizza. We all know, if you have been listening to Laurie, that pizza is used for a variety of things. Pizza is used to feed her fat face and she doesn't share any with anyone, perhaps "one slice" for whomever went an picked it up. Pizza in a target's home is used as a place to poison the leftover with whatever animal tranquilizer that she and her brother use to immobilize their rape victims. Pizza boxes are used to take notes on whomever Laurie and Brian are spying on. Pizza has been used in some, yikes, sexual photography...you don't even want to know where the cheesy breadsticks go. It's not edible.
Laurie, for all of the things that she is, is not much for showing her pretty little face (note sarcasm) in public. She's made a lot of enemies and feels that someone of her stature should be served by the sexual slaves that she's created. She use to order Jonathan around to pick up food for her brother and herself for years. I remember Jonathan's frustration at being forced to beg for extra cheeseburgers or orders of fries and no less than ten side orders of ranch dressing. If he didn't acquire the "free extras" she would try to send him back. She never paid for his gas or any of his food...she just ordered him to do it "or else", she would start torturing one of his friends...like Anthony or me.
A slave for Laurie and Brian, and they did call them "slaves", either had to do everything that they told them to do or the pair would go after one or more of their friends. I was in that situation many times. Jonathan, Kendrick and Angel were all approached for sex...they all were just barely able to fend the pair off when they were conscious, who knows what happened if they ate the pizza?
She's the original Pizza Slut!!!
