Picture, Pink Slip, Bag, Tag and Log...I can collect evidence too!
Just in case you all think that I'm not the smartest guy in the whole world, I just wanted to let you know, that when someone decides she is going to show up to "create the illusion" of being some kind of "wealthy, business woman from Las Vegas, in town for a formal memorial service" she should not forget that you shouldn't wear genes...er, I mean, you shouldn't leave your genes behind, in the form of a plastic cup. I've needed a comparative sample of someone's DNA for my HIV genotyping...and now I have it...actually, I've had it since Saturday.
While someone was busy, strutting around with her new hair cut...schmoozing with my family around, she forgot, a cup left behind contains everything I could ever need. A fingerprint or ten and saliva from her big fat mouth. Now going to my parent's home for safe keeping in a brown paper bag...I can include or eliminate her any time I need to. Nanny nanny boo boo..stick YOUR head in doo doo.
You can fake out some of these people, but your genes all know where you've been. Those long, see through purple sleeves, didn't cover your fingers or lips on the cup I've collected. Muah!
