Meet Laurie's ONLY boyfriend/husband...oh yeah, she didn't get a single marriage license for him either! I've heard people flat out tell me that "Laurie is married, Laurie has kids, Laurie IS NOT a lesbian...blah, blah blah"...then they tell me that her "boyfriends/husbands" are all people with the same names and life stories as all of my friends. There is no way on this green Earth that she has boyfriends and husbands that all come from the same place, with the same jobs and experiences as my friends with the same names...these guys are just beards. You know what I mean?
One thing that I think is so hilarious is that Laurie has told so many stories about so many of my friends being her "boyfriend" or "husband" then they all end up getting dumped because "miraculously" they all are discovered to be homosexual. "Can you believe it mother, he was gay too..." thus giving Laurie, yet another reason, to hate gay men. She obviously knew they were gay in the first place...so she "turns them into her 'boyfriends' in her twisted mind, then she pretends to dump them because they are gay"; I assume this gives her some kind of excuse to people that could care less...that she isn't a "lesbian", she's just got bad taste in men. Of course, we all look like assholes, then when she tests HIV positive, she can blame one of us for her infection. Isn't that convenient? It's really sickening to think she could infect all of us, allegedly, then turn it around to make it look like we did this to her. How sociopath is that?
With Blow-Up-Joe here, all Laurie has to do is switch in a new dildo, which she writes the name of her latest "boyfriend" on and voila, a new husband is born. Throw in someone's family photo of a man, and the story is born. Then she'll tell you she has children...using someone's stolen baby pictures and a picture of Laurie with a pillow under her sweater and she's pregnant. It's all just an illusion. Remember everyone, she's told people that she was "married" to my police contact Bryan Anderson, because she's watched him for years and "knows everything about him". The only problem is that she ISN'T MARRIED TO HIM, HASN'T EVER BEEN HIS GIRLFRIEND AND NEVER HAD SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH HIM. In fact, she doesn't really know him that well at all. She just knows that my family knows him. So that story is bunk.
So, once she's had these "husbands" and they no longer exist, what happens to them? Well with Bryan, I can imagine that they simply broke up and have an amicable relationship. With my friends that are gay, of course, one had a "massive coronary" and died on Christmas Day, just like my real grandmother did. They could have died of AIDS related conditions for Laurie's HIV infection, excuse to be used later. All of them end up being dumped by Laurie, of course, because she is perfect. (Note sarcasm) They, of course, never told Laurie that I was their friend either. I wonder how that could happen since the only reason she even knows their names is because of what she's learned from me.
You have to understand that I am exhausted with this trifling stalker that "knows" nobody that I know "post high school" but uses them as some kind of cover for her non-lesbian lifestyle. All of my friends that are gay are way out of the closet, none of them have secrets from their families. Christopher is MY BOYFRIEND, Steve was MY BOYFRIEND, but Laurie lays claim to all of them because of what she and her brother have done. Just because we are chipped, does not mean that we are her property, by any stretch of the imagination. No matter what size dildo she's using on herself that day.
You can see how easy it is to download a fake wedding license:
A stolen wedding dress, a stolen military uniform, some stolen wedding bands, a third friend to fake some pictures...and Laurie has faked herself another wedding. The last one is rumored to be pictures of herself and her brother. I'm sure that Laurie is wearing the wedding dress...but inside, she wishes she wasn't. I think it is one of those things where Laurie is way over compensating for her non existent life. I can't believe all of the stories that I've heard and seen written down that mimic my life and my diary entries. It's actually unnerving when you hear your friends telling you a story from your own life, but told through someone else's mouth. Eerie...
So why all of the "pretend life" stuff? I think it is just another one of those, "fantasies that need to be a reality" so that she can tell the story her way...but let's face it, there isn't really any kind of past she can rely on that isn't faked. I've seen them all when it comes to Laurie.
