Two Locations, Two Jurisdictions....One Producer/Father/Obstructor

There is the shooting in San Diego.  There is the rape in Palm Springs.  This means that there are two jurisdictions that can be used to prosecute one set of criminals.  Both crimes committed by the same brother and sister...both allegedly done using remote neural monitoring.  A perfect situation has arisen for two police departments to work together to solve two crimes, then to be used to solve the larger crime of electronic harassment.  It is the absolute best situation that could possibly happen for myself, my friends, my boyfriend and all of the victims of this crime in San Diego and Riverside Counties.  You know what's even smarter?   I'm using two cops, well regarded veterans from both jurisdictions to work on this case.  Perfect storm, perfect evidence, perfect victims, perfect witnesses...enter Jeffrey Katzenberg, imperfect father.

Nothing can fuck up an investigation more than the intent to obstruct using a billionaire father that cares more about tits than he does about his own son.  So while my team forges forward doing all the right things, Jeffrey continues to try to life coach a blonde bimbo without a clue as to how to do this job.  The wealthy blind leading the gold digging blind.

Every time I get this investigation on the right track again, in steps Jeffrey to fuck it all up again.  He tries to buy off all of my friends with his charm and fame and thinks that it is funny when they don't do what they need to solve this crime for me and my family.  We are important too.  I have the best case since I am the poster boy for Laurie's "lifelong torture" of a high school jealousy.  Jeffrey refuses to acknowledge that.  Instead two tits and an ass have derailed him every single time...and they are doing it again.  Trying to teach a bimbo to be a brain isn't working...so every time my team adds a significant piece, Jeffrey breaks out his autograph book....and film credits.  Yeah, I get it.  There is a lot of Hollywood in that man, but apparently not much justice.  My friends can not be bought with promises and lies.  My police officer can not be bribed for alternate methods of crime solving.  This crime deeply involves my family and they are the two cases from which to spring board.

Fortunately my two police officers are the best.  His attempts to "star gaze" my law enforcement team is only being looked at as an obstruction of justice.  They won't do anything to make their respective departments look bad.  This I know.  Both are long term veterans...both know me and my family well...both are friendly with my team.

Jeffrey needs to show off his tits somewhere else.  Jeffrey needs to quit showing off his big tit-tied parade float lesbian for someone with more substance and a whole lot less problems.  Fluff and circumstance....versus law and order.  There is no substitute for good old fashioned police work and fact.  Tits might be fine for a titty bar, but the California bar doesn't go topless!!!