Can You Spot LISA In This High School Yearbook Picture?

I need to preface this post with something before you read it.  I am probably the "least high school oriented" of all of my friends because of this crime.  Being around friends from the past that Lisa knows or reads about in the yearbooks that she's stolen from me, creates a dangerous situation for them financially, personally and their families.  Everyone knows that Lisa lives in the past when she thought she was "hot shit", but the truth is that you couldn't spot her at a dog show.  Normally, I wouldn't stoop to this level of immaturity, but I have a high school reunion next month and it has come to my attention that she is using my old yearbooks again to contact people using a stolen email address of mine (kbond1@live.com).  When Lisa starts pretending to be me, we have a huge problem.  She starts spreading rumors about me "needing money" or "being a lifetime drug addict" or just about anything.   One of my friends, Jonathan, has a mother that has been bilked out of thousands and thousands of dollars using this kind of scheme.

One thing you should be aware of is that most people don't know Lisa's real name.  I guarantee you that she is in this list of pictures below...and her name isn't Lisa.  See if you can pick her out.  Maybe soon I'll show you how she spelled her name in the yearbook from 1984.  It still isn't the correct spelling but it's closer.

This one is for all of you that like to play games with people's email addresses...it can come back to haunt you some day.  Oh yeah, I'm not on drugs, this isn't from my yearbook as Lisa stole all of them.  This is from online where you can look through entire yearbooks and take the pictures.  Have fun.  Bet Lisa never thought this would happen.

Here is a page from our 1984 yearbook.  Contained on this page is a picture of "Lisa" also known as Jessica, Victoria, Sarah, Vicky and Sheree.  None of those are her real name.  Let's see if you can pick her out from the crowd.  Now that she's 49 years old, it should be more difficult, but most people find her in a jiff.

Since she stole my letterman's jacket...here is a picture of my jacket from the yearbook:

This is me and my jacket...also used in this picture below:  note the really classy "No Bozo's" pin, the "I like your approach, now let's see your departure" pin followed by the ever 80's "Are We Having Fun Yet" Pin.  I am posting these because "Lisa" had my jacket in her possession at one of the crime scenes.

 The guy on the left is Rob Etnyre.  He's the guy that was driving my friend's car when Lisa shoved another kid in front of the car at a party.  Lisa thought Rob was me, driving, so she shoved Miles in front of that moving vehicle...it caused a big problem!!!

This is the guy that was run over by the car when he was shoved in front of it.  One of Lisa's then stoner friends Miles...whom came to school with a broken femur bone and a thigh high cast.  Lisa then tried for weeks to blame every one that was there, but all of the party goers pointed the finger at our little psychopath...

This is a picture of our high school baseball team at the time and my brother in law is pitching, but you will notice an oleander tree highlighted in the background.  Some of you have heard the story of Laurie and the oleander tree...let's just say she was being "overly excited" behind this bush during school hours...there is a road right next to it.  It's kind of an inside joke with my team...the offensive oleander incident.

Since Laurie stole all of my high school yearbooks and now contacts people using all of whatever information she can gather...I thought it was time for her to start owning up to whom she is.  I think it is quite interesting that she has begun contacting friends of mine before my thirty year reunion trying to conjure up some kind of "Carrie" like reunion with pigs blood poured on me or something.