Never invited. Never missed. Never considered. Never kissed.
FOMO is the fear of missing out. When you are struggling with a sex and methamphetamine addiction in combination with some weird need to watch gay men have sex and tell them what to do, the "fear of missing your only opportunity" for that to happen in a lifetime is tremendous. That kind of thing never happens for the Blue Widow. She's never invited because nobody likes a total bitch with them anywhere.
I think the Blue Widow says it best when she thinks back to high school and tells everyone that she can't understand why she wasn't invited to my home when my parents were away for a party my sister threw after she'd screamed about me being a "FLAMING FAGGOT" AND talked shit about my father too. Who in the world would want that kind of freaky bitch in their home. She's probably the one that would call the police. She wasn't invited because we didn't want her there. It wasn't an oversight, it was not possible. You don't invite the devil into your home do you?
Can't you just hear her now? Why wasn't I asked to be the Little Mermaid in the new movie? Because bitch, you are a drug dealing fifty year old with the looks of a 70 year old and nobody wanted you. The Little Mermaid is pretty...that should be reason enough for the Little Blue Widow.
