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| The objects Wicca used to bind a witch to her obsession so they can't get away from her. |
I don't know if any of you have heard of this before, but Laurie is in to the practice of Wicca; a pagan religion that has to do with magic and witchcraft, spells and incantations...nonsense. Allegedly, some of the biological trophies taken from the victims of electronic harassment were used in ceremonies and binding spells to keep her victims entangled in her life...um...more like keeping Laurie entangled in OUR LIVES,not the other way around.
Now, I am the boyfriend of a Lutheran priest so you know that I am not impressed with all this hocus pocus stuff and whether it is a real religion or not, I put no faith into something that would manipulate another person with a magic spell. Not my scene. I think Laurie likes the whole "coven of witches"/lesbian connection. Whatever the reason Laurie does what she does when she sends her brother out like Frankenstein's Igor to collect our hair, blood, teeth, tampons or clothing, none of us are impressed by becoming the objects of her reflection. Since none of us like her and have told her so, we are more like the objects of her rejection/obsession.
Missy, mostly, has been the person that has been most "bound" to Laurie with. I don't know if Laurie does this stuff while people are watching just to freak them out, but when you are the object of her reflection Laurie thinks, for some unknown reason, that we are somehow like her. Missy is a beautiful, blonde nurse whom has a great deal of education and tremendous social skills, she couldn't be more opposite of Laurie. Opposites do not attract...in our case they repel each other.
I think she must do the same things with me too. Whenever I receive a compliment from someone, almost immediately, Laurie turns into some kind of female gay man lesbian Kevin. While I agree that emulating the actions of another person that you admire is a good way to become someone that others admire, Laurie takes it way too far. My most common attributes are funny and smart. Those are tremendously good compliments and I appreciate them. I have spent a lifetime crafting a "smarter than he seems" persona because I have some really smart friends and smart is their thing. I dial it back to surprise when it is needed. As an informant is is highly effective. You can't imagine how many times Laurie has tried to used the exact same words I use, a hundred times a day after she hears me use them once, but that is only part of it. Then she started stealing my clothes and not just dressing like me, but dressing like me IN MY CLOTHES.
Then it started in with my friends. She started calling them her friends. After all of that, she had the nerve to tell people that they don't really like me THEN she tells everyone else that she doesn't know any of my friends from high school. Okay folks, this is a girl that has flashed her vagina to my boyfriend then told him not to tell me about it!!! He's a priest for god's sake. It is one thing for Laurie to tell everyone how much she hates me and what a loser I am, but then she tries to be me. In every way.
She is clearly obsessed. I honestly believe that the stories she tells about my life where she inserts herself as me...makes her crazy. I am the object of HER reflection in her head. I have a penis. I am a man. I have a boyfriend. She isn't doing any of the things she says, I am. It's nuts.
If you are wicca, cool. Be wicca. I'm not the least bit impressed with "binding" someone to someone that God hasn't put you together with...for me, that's Christopher. For Missy, it's not Laurie.
