If I have to hear her tell me how much she hates me one more time...
I don't think I've ever experienced an adult that uses the word hate as much as Laurie LaFreak does. I wonder if that is something usual for sociopaths. One thing I have always wondered about is why so many men are so useless when it comes to facing her down? What is it about her demeanor that makes men act like idiots? What most of these guys have put up with from her they would never put up with from anyone else. She's definitely not an imposing figure at 5'4". She's as tiny as a twig. She isn't strong. She's violent but a violent small person can't do much more than kick you in the shins. So what is it about Laurie that makes her such a freak?
One thing that you notice about her from the beginning is that she's a gossip hound. The darker, the juicier, the more sexual the rumor, the more dirt she likes to spread. She's definitely one to lie about any and everything that she encounters. I've known her for years and have yet to meet anyone that is a friend of hers. Now some people are told to tell people that she is their friend, but nobody lasts very long.
Her most famous line to date is, "I am, but I'm not SAYING that I am" falls into my lap about fifty times a day. Lesbianism, sadist, gay man in a woman's body, liar, thief...all of these receive the same snotty, "I am but I'm not saying that I am" treatment. The unusual thing about it is that she really is all the things horrible that people think about her. She's a horrible human being, always has been.
She's the quintessential spoiled rotten little brat without any money. Jealous as the day is long. Oversexed and over informed about way too many other people's lives...especially mine.
I don't have any idea how she fools all of you, but I KNOW her. She's a bitch. She's a total freak of nature. There is nothing redeeming about her. There never will be.
