"How could I BE RESPONSIBLE for something like this,"
Laurie LaNotSoInnocent.
(The matches still in her hand, keys to the home in her backpack...and a can of lighter fluid in her brother's fanny pack) The PSPD would let her go, but would the rest of you???
Then she would skip home with her brother and as soon as you reported her to the police, they would come to your home and arrest you.
While you are in jail, your house is mysteriously burnt down...the next week while you are staying with friends, your skull is bashed in and your ass is bleeding with no memory of how. The police arrest you again if you report it.
See PSPD, this IS the little girl that causes all of your problems and ours.
