If you've ever had the misfortune of meeting Joe Johnson's son or Tracy's brother, you've probably only seen him once. He usually makes such a horrible impression that he doesn't show his face again. He's the best friend of two pedophiles that attacked both his sister and father. According to Christian, both were made HIV positive by Laurie and Brian. What kind of person would befriend two sociopaths that attacked his sister and father? What's worse, he belittles both his sister and father all the time in favor of needles and drugs. He actually encourages the blaming of his sister for the electronic harassment mess in Palm Springs by referring to both Laurie and Brian as "Tracy"...his own sister. What a fucking dickhead.
Christian is one of the lowest moral characters in this whole mellow drama. He's not the least bit concerned about his participation with this crime thinking that his sister and father will save him. Until then, party, party, party...until there is no more party left. His undying loyalty to Laurie is always prefaced with the concept that he's "protecting his sister and father from her". That line of crap has been going on for decades. He hasn't done anything to protect his sister and father like I have and he's most ungrateful to me for doing so. In short he's a fucking dick. You wouldn't want to know him...and I doubt he'll get off without a lengthy jail sentence or the death penalty.
He mocks everyone that he thinks that he's better than and his Eddie Haskel routine is getting so thin that you can actually see him falling off the fence that he's been riding for so long. My team needs nothing from this guy. I would caution anyone from helping him, including his mom and step father. He's way too far gone now to be of any use to anyone anywhere.
I think the most unimpressive thing about Christian is his self martyrdom. Nobody has been more of a victim of Laurie than he is, just ask him while he poses nude, ass up in the air with Laurie standing behind him. How big of a bottom do you have to be to have a girl be the top? Let's face it folks, there are drug whores and there are DRUG WHORES!!! Christian is a capital D H, by any standard. His ass kissing of Laurie is the kind of stuff that makes up a legendary ass kisser. I've never seen a man say more unimpressive things to an ugly woman like Laurie to make her feel better. This is a guy raised by a gay father...sad commentary on gay parenting that his son would bastardize the gay community the way he has. His charm, isn't showing much any longer as he's decided that drugs mean more than his family.
Just so you all know, my vote is thumbs way down for this asshole.
I think the most unimpressive thing about Christian is his self martyrdom. Nobody has been more of a victim of Laurie than he is, just ask him while he poses nude, ass up in the air with Laurie standing behind him. How big of a bottom do you have to be to have a girl be the top? Let's face it folks, there are drug whores and there are DRUG WHORES!!! Christian is a capital D H, by any standard. His ass kissing of Laurie is the kind of stuff that makes up a legendary ass kisser. I've never seen a man say more unimpressive things to an ugly woman like Laurie to make her feel better. This is a guy raised by a gay father...sad commentary on gay parenting that his son would bastardize the gay community the way he has. His charm, isn't showing much any longer as he's decided that drugs mean more than his family.
Just so you all know, my vote is thumbs way down for this asshole.
