Lest any of you think that Laurie LaTweek has run out of "asshole" to act like, her performance last night and continuing until this morning has put her right back on track for Super Bitch of the Century.
My team knows that I've been working on this project for a long time and that my family has very little respect for me because of it. It's not that they don't believe in it...it's that it never crosses the finish line. There is great evidence and lots of reasons to look into it...but law enforcement in the desert is lacking in professionalism. I almost have to set up a Pawn Shop in Warm Sands and staff it with gay men to get the PSPD to get involved...and then all we get is Rae Fernandez and the crew from COPS looking for the "perp to subdue"...they stop filming when she stuffs a few bills into her pocket and a baggie of meth to slide over to Laurie.
I've got a real life situation brewing with my family and, believe it or not, I would rather be dealing with my own boyfriend and his mother than my own family right now. Love is a luxury I can not afford right now...I haven't felt this friendless...well..ever...but I am really good company for myself. Today I just took off and went to the movies...by myself...and....it's raining....throw in Sandra Bullock or Meg Ryan...and it's a damn "You've Got Sleepless Mail in Seattle" thing going on here. Now I get to drive back to the mess and deal with whatever ambush awaits me at home sweet hell. Nothing could be sweeter for Laurie...she's such a bitch.
