Rather Than Follow Her Down A Rabbit Hole, I Suggest Using One Of These Two Vegetables To Catch Her

Or this

Following Laurie's little stories and trying to make sense out of them is exactly like following the White Rabbit down a rabbit hole so Laurie can kick dirt in it to have it cave in on you.  It's counter productive to ever catching the Rabbit.  I suggest using what it is she wants to catch her.  Most of the time it's just something sadistic and sexual.

If you have ever wasted an entire night listening to Brian and Laurie telling you stories about people you care about and things that she likes about your life or doesn't, then you know she's played this game of hide and seek before.  Whom hasn't?   You lay there in your bed in the morning, usually thinking to yourself, "what in the Hell was that all about?"  I'm telling you she probably had a cop ready to arrest you sitting around the corner or someone ready to steal something from you to bring to her doorstep.  Don't go there girl!!!

Catching this woman requires more tact than that...you have to avoid the hole she wants you in, literally, and you have to use a better trap.  I suggest writing down what she told you as best you can remember and date it...we have ways of checking into her lies now.   If my team is smart they've put together plenty of ways of rabbit trapping her...and they usually involve sex, drugs or police.

I have another story about a police officer that use to work for the PSPD that I will share with you later.   We finally found a cop to talk about what the PSPD has done with Laurie and the stories he can tell will make you all shake your heads.  Yep folks, we found an honest cop!