Just in case you didn't notice Laurie, she wants everyone to know that you haven't heard the 400,000,000th side of her story...so she's come up with a new plan to show all of you blonde bitches just how important she is. (Hold her steady Christian...if you fuck up she'll eat you for lunch!!!)
Can you spot Laurie in this picture?
What most people fail to realize is that Laurie, "doesn't need a man!" She just needs a man platform to stand upon to scream and shout from...otherwise you just won't notice her enough. For Laurie a man is just a ladder to climb upon and set aside once he has boosted her to the correct level to be noticed. I know this to be true because she thinks that she has become so popular now...even though it is my story that is making her that way. I'm use to her standing in the light of my star, she's been doing it her whole life. All I ever noticed was a strange smell...must have been her.
Most of Laurie's "personal assistants" don't make it past the third day of their trial period...or the first day of her menstrual cycle whichever comes first. People like Christian and Leah serve a different purpose. Christian is used as a male cheerleader for Laurie to stand upon and shout at his sister Tracy, while Leah is used as a human shield for my teammate, Missy's attention. The two can get away with more than most of Laurie's personal assistants because they serve a dual purpose...but still serving Laurie's needs to hurt people that Laurie use to be sexually interested in: Missy and Tracy (still maintaining that Laurie isn't a lesbian...she is a "not a lesbian" woman)
You, apparently can serve a passive aggressive position with Laurie as long as you are getting the attention of women that Laurie is jealous of...that's okay, but not a hundred percent of what Laurie is looking for.
In the world of Laurie it is only about what she wants and what she thinks she can manipulate to happen. My team members need to overlook Leah and Christian's participation and do the job that serves the most people. We can't continue to be concerned with what Laurie does to these two when other people are suffering, after all, "aren't we all stars"?
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| Get the message everyone...it's kind of unclear...? |
