Unhappy Birthday Bitch!!!
Nobody deserves to have a more horrible birthday than Lisa...so when she tries to tell you how much you "owe her something for her forty seventh birthday", you can tell that old bitch to kiss your butt!!!
The only thing that I want to give to Lisa for her birthday is a tiny little jail cell with no computer and a whole lot of nothing to look forward to.
If you know this girl, you know that she thinks she's some kind of hot thirty year old beauty, but from what my team is telling me, she looks closer to 57 years old than 47, and that's being generous.
There has never been a better day for victims of this crime to rent a couple of movies and stay indoors while she tries to tell you what to do. I promise everyone this...it will be her very last birthday at the microphone and begging everyone to give her something special for her birthday. My team is poised to make this the worst year of her life...in terms of her electronic harassment. We have the evidence and we have the witnesses to stop her from hurting another gay man or woman ever again.
In particular I'd like to extend to her my middle finger for my 40th Birthday and Christopher's, which she illegally had us arrested and jailed...I'm sure both of our families share the same sentiments when we say..."you deserve everything you get in the future and none of us will feel sorry for you!"
SO, from the Bond/Monti's ....unhappy birthday Lisa...may your last year on the microphone be the worst you have ever had!!!
