If you ever heard Laurie talk about Jonathan having sex, she thought she was clever by saying it was like, "throwing a hot dog down a hallway"...yeah, like we haven't all heard that one before. It's also not true by the way...Jonathan is not a hallway, he's a Mendenhallway...nothing like the normal sized hallway it's much smaller and more compact you can barely squeeze through...and it's never been used.
Jonathan described sex with Laurie, whom he NEVER had sex with as like, "Throwing a penny down a wishing well", you never got it back....and it's a looooooooong way to the bottom without ever hitting the sides!!! (Not to mention it's dry all the way down)
I prefer to say it's more like throwing a regular sized hot dog on to an empty dry Broadway stage...the curtains are pulled so far bag the whole stage is showing.
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